Barça Chef

I cook narratives and expose myths. Barça| Messi| Football debates. Bring your facts.

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

If it’s Barça, I’m in.
If it’s Messi, it’s facts.

Let’s cook.

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[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

@AIfechukwu63643 They are bunch hypocrites

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇫🇷 BREAKING: Bradley Barcola will NOT sign new deal at Paris Saint-Germain, the decision is confirmed.

As always reported, he’s open to exploring a move this summer and will NOT sign new contract.

🔴 Liverpool have Barcola on top of their list.

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

Portugal only needed to top a group containing Colombia, Congo, and Uzbekistan for an easier path. They bottled it and landed in the tougher bracket.

Now Messi and Argentina are somehow to blame for Portugal failing to finish first.

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

Stop setting up Ronaldo for mockery.

Ronaldo fans:

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

@TouchlineX Ghana score the winning goal in the 96th minute, and game over.

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

@TouchmineX Portugal will meet Argentina in the QF but somehow, Argentina 🇦🇷 won’t meet Portugal in the same QF.

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

@piersmorgan Speak now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

@marcosalterego @UnkwnFCB @S_Spizy Where did you get this stat from?

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

@forcabarca_ar @grok translate to English

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

Lewandowski plays golf?

[Whizz @CFCWhizzHQQ]

Unpopular opinion:

No any current Barcelona player has European legacy than Cole Palmer. 😭

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

Thought I have seen it all 😭

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

Ramiro Enrique has just surpassed his goal tally for last season in the MLS.

He just joined the SPL this season and it’s still January.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @fedevalv_]

Serie A top scorer of last season joined the Saudi Pro League this season. But he can’t even be found in the top 6 scorers of the SPL 😂😂😂

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

But their President and the fans think it was Negreira. 🤣

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🗣 Iker: "The most difficult game of your career?"

🗣 Marcelo: "5-0 at the Camp Nou. We didn't see a ball Iker (laughs)."

🗣 Iker: "We didn't see anything, we had the shutters down (laughs)."

🗣 Marcelo: "Madre mía... Xavi, Iniesta, Pedro, Messi."

🗣 Iker: "We played against the best Barcelona in the history, that was an 'equipazo'."

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

Shamelessly proud of an own goal.

[TCR. @TeamCRonaldo]

Fun fact

In 2013, Cristiano Ronaldo scored against EVERY team in La Liga, including Real Madrid. 😂🤍

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

I almost fell for this. A lot wouldn’t notice it’s a parody account 🤣

[Madrib Central @MadribCentral]

🚨NEW: Arbeloa has taken responsibility for Brahim's penalty miss.

"I should've advised him better," said the coach.

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

In simple terms, Ronaldo waits in the box to be fed.

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

🚨 BREAKING

Dani Carvajal 🗣️

"Messi is a player who generates more football, has better vision, passing, amazing close control, & finds the spaces while Ronaldo is one who looks to run inside the box”

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

IF FC 🤣🤣

[Madrid Universal @MadridUniversal]

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid will be La Liga champions if they win all of their remaining 18 games.

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

@navasjnr30 Who is stopping you from doing PR for Olise?

[Barça Chef @Barca_Chef_]

Ignorance.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @fedevalv_]

What do you notice?😭😭😭😂