BARDBALL, baseball doggerel served fresh daily

Baseball poetry, served fresh daily (in season) via submissions from fans everywhere. How does YOUR team rate?

[BARDBALL, baseball doggerel served fresh daily @Bardball]

A foul tip in the ol’ concertina
Has now clipped the Cards’ catcher Molina
A clout to the junk
And he’s out for the month
But won’t flip Yadi’s stat to “Latina”

#cardinals #MLB #limerick #nadshot #ouch

[BARDBALL, baseball doggerel served fresh daily @Bardball]

Good shot, scouse

[Climate Dad @ClimateDad77]

If you think your enemy is anyone other than the corporate billionaires fucking your chance of a livable future, chances are you’ve been successfully distracted & believed hate & lies spread by this particular corporate billionaire.
https://t.co/ZLam9WoHtC

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

As seen in the Philadelphia suburbs.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Today at the trump rally. 🤣

[Christopher Socha #GOPClownShowContinues @christo77562346]

@TheRickWilson

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Huh

[Olivier Knox @OKnox]

Had the car recently criticized Putin?

[BARDBALL, baseball doggerel served fresh daily @Bardball]

Nightmare fuel.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a terribly awkward moment, Donald Trump attempts to kiss a younger women who for good reason rejects him. Retweet so everyone sees this predator get denied.

[BARDBALL, baseball doggerel served fresh daily @Bardball]

In this week's collection of baseball doggerel, Emily Dickinson meets new batting king Josh Gibson.
https://t.co/eOaXL7KJLp

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

They never had a plan.

[James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner]

MLB All-Don-Martin-Sound-Effects Team! (2/2)

LHP   Thomas Szapucki, Paul Splittorff
RHP   Lee Pfund, Cy Slapnicka, Joe Slusarski, Yorman Bazardo

MGR   Gavvy Kravath
https://t.co/sxrSSUquGU

[James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner]

MLB All-Don-Martin-Sound-Effects Team! (1/2)

1B   John Kruk
2B   Frank Sigafoos
SS   Sibby Sisti
3B   Wayne Krenchicki

LF   Mark Funderburk
CF   Richie Zisk
RF   Louis Sockalexis

C    Erik Kratz

[BARDBALL, baseball doggerel served fresh daily @Bardball]

BLUE MEANIES
by Fred Lovato

This season’s Dodgers
built for one purpose only
to crush YOUR team’s dreams

(Art by @that1artist Check out his creations!)

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Hilarious, for one thing.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

All of this. We have to understand absolutely everything is on the table. All of it. The Republicans have decided they are going to burn it all down while they can.

[James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner]

Relax a bit today, pally, and enjoy the week's baseball doggerel:
https://t.co/vCo7a3YsQb

[A.J. Pierzynski @ajpierzynski12]

This

[Jordan Lazowski @jlazowski14]

This is quite literally the most accurate statement of all time

[James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner]

LHP Pat Misch You, Wes Dead Flowers
RHP Waiting on Bob Friend, Ruby Tuesday Tyrees, Tumbling Daisuke Matsuzaka

MGR Paint It, Bud Black