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Poster of mid rl clips

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

The full story here is NUTS 🤯

TLDR dude hikes 6.5 hours to avoid a helicopter medical bill impaled while his friends make kebab jokes…

> 32yo ER nurse named David is day-hiking Montana’s tallest mountain with his boys

> He slips on a rock near the top and full-on impales himself on his own trekking pole that goes clean through his lat with like 8 inches sticking out both sides

> nurse brain kicks in immediately, checks himself, realizes nothing vital got hit and he can still breathe fine
says screw the helicopter bill and just starts hiking the entire 10 miles back down with the pole still stuck in him

> takes SIX AND A HALF hours, friends are spotting him the whole way, one even runs ahead to warn families so kids don’t see this gnarly shit

> about 4 miles from the car they realize they’re actually gonna make it… and start cracking kebab jokes 😂

> dude never complained once, stayed in weirdly high spirits the whole time

> walks himself all the way to the trailhead, gets the pole pulled out later at the hospital, and already says he’s going back next year to finish the summit

[Michael Dixon @mdixonair]

You guys ever think about the colossal downgrade of license plate designs in our state over our lifetime?

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[mus @_seamusharvey]

"you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm"

i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx

[ひろし @pngogeid]

oh man that world cup was surely a lot of fun! i can’t wait to see what my local club has to offer for me, surely they’d capitalize on enthralled fans like me!

MY LOCAL FUCKING CLUB:

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

The 20,000-seat American Airlines Center indoor stadium opens in Dallas, Texas as the new home of the Dallas Mavericks NBA team and the Dallas Stars NHL team.

[Hobbs 🫐 @HBigMan_]

Good morning

[Jan 🇩🇪 @FutbolJan10]

2 v 1 with fcvking Erling Haaland by your side and you chose to feed your ego

shame on you Sorloth

https://t.co/ckmCiZ255L

[josii @josiibricks]

why is the rizzler a modern philosopher

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

they’ve got gabriel’s POV of the goal like a call of duty killcam lmaoooo

[Garrett @GarrettQuinn]

World Cup loses hit harder as you age. You think about where you will be in four years, how your kids will be older, if you’ll ever see your country win, your own mortality, and how many more of these you’ll see. I have probably 11-12 left in my life. Unsettling thought, really.

[Fran @frabigol]

*Corner para México*

Santi Gimenez al costado de la cancha:

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Children's Games (detail), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1560, 📸 by @kgmadeit1

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Unbelievable scenes in Mexico City

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Howdy!🤠