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Anti-morning anarchist who feels passionately about sleep. Working on making my corner of the universe safer and more welcoming. she/ella

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

After the penultimate item in a list of three or more items.

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

Probably an exclamation mark or some other such nonsense.

[Leaping Larry @Juche_Gang]

How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

[nonexistent @BarefootProfe]

@aliciaandrz CATS! She also posts about cats. 10/10 great content from a smart beautiful baddie

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@drevnye_memy I wish “have PhD, don’t have job” were a gimmick. The academic job market is burning down, and outside of academia, a PhD confuses potential employers at best, and often gets you an automatic reject for several reasons. My PhD has become my biggest employability liability. 🤓😢

[nonexistent @BarefootProfe]

@callmeDrMO Congratulations!!!!! What’s your line of study?? What was your dissertation about? I’m excited for you and very curious 🤓🤓🥳

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@aliciaandrz Okay yes you’re gorgeous but I am stuck on “tenured before 40.” 🤓🤩 Girl, you got it going ON!!

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@glitter_nuggie @Bad_Babette Yup. Penice

[ebonically intelligent papi 🌻 @julianakilrose]

Everyone get more anti-capitalist immediately

[nonexistent @BarefootProfe]

Grindr
Rob
Travel
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(ID: a bunch of capital letters arranged in a grid formation: a word search)

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the first 3 words you see will define your 2026😭

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

SNAP is not the reason your taxes are high.

SNAP recipients don’t need to “just go get a job”.

Most of them work. The rest are disabled, elderly, children or caregivers.

People need & deserve assistance

Your taxes fund wars and tax cuts for the ultra rich

Be mad about that

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@AvaValComedy Oh my GOD I want to participate SO MUCH

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@TheAuthorGuy This dude has more realistic little hands than most AI-generated images do 🤣

[K.Diallo ☭ @nyeusi_waasi]

I just want to let you comrades know that Cornell's entire library is open access (no permissions required), and there are many thousands of books 📚

https://t.co/OPMaUzDGix

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Anyone can become disabled.

Anyone can lose their job

Anyone can become homeless

Anyone can go hungry.

These are not moral failings. They can happen in an instant.

Most people are far closer to living in poverty than they realize.

We must fight for one another

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food.

I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.

[nonexistent @BarefootProfe]

@terri4436166795 @Yung4in4xs_ I’m not saying we shouldn’t donate and do good work in our own community. I’m saying lack of food and housing should not be viewed as a failure of individuals; rather, it is a failure of our government.

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@terri4436166795 @Yung4in4xs_ “Do you donate to your local food bank and do you house homeless people? It’s WE the people.”
Yeah so here’s the thing. I pay taxes, which are intended to support the greater good. I should not NEED to house others because the gov’t should be doing it with our taxes.