Barfus Maximus

Random nuggets of wisdom from the one and only Barfus Maximus

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#GarthandTrishaLIVE Please sing “Will the Sun Ever Shine Again” - a fitting song for 2020. Thanks for the cheer!

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@comcastcares Thank you. Are they there 24/7 for customer service needs like upgrading equipment? Just trying to make sure I call them before they close, if they close. Thanks!

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@comcastcares Hi, could you tell me how late the live reps answer the phone at the 800 number? Thank you.

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@PeacefulSmokies Umm, that’s the furthest thing from INfamous! That’s breathtakingly beautiful!
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https://t.co/EvJ6kM7oRG

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WEAR A MASK

OR YOU WON’T LAST
#maskchallenge

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WEAR A MASK

OR YOU WON’T LAST

#FridayFeeling

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This #DemDebate is comedy gold! #DemocraticDebate
#IsBloombergForReal

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Excuse me, @SimonCowell but Greg Morton nailed it on #AGT with classic American cartoons! We are watching AMERICA’S Got Talent, after all. #CatchUp

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@WhiskeyCav This show is too smart, too good, too funny to be dropped! What is
@ABCNetwork
thinking? Ratings are measured in different ways-look at DVR numbers and realize it’s not about a specific day, but the story! PLEASE reconsider this wonderful, witty show! #SaveWhiskeyCavalier

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@NBCBlacklist YES, but local station started the 2nd episode too early, then broke to commercial half way through Red’s conversation with Dembe...crucial lines missed!

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@MrsTylerKSR With all the ribbing that UK fan got for holding up that misspelled sign, he may have gotten his “Tennesse” spelling straight from UT! Here’s an official poster hanging in an East TN restaurant, signed by a couple Lady Vols! #BBN

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@AGT @PreacherLawson Come on, @nbc give Preacher Lawson and Vickie Barbolak their own show! It would be the most hilarious show on TV!

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@SECNetwork Spelled exactly the same way as on this official UT poster hanging in an East TN restaurant, signed by several Lady Vols!

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@KySportsRadio Maybe he got his spelling from this official UT poster hanging in an East TN restaurant, signed by several Lady Vols😀

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@ShannonTheDude Neither do some in Tennessee! This is an official UT poster hanging in an East TN restaurant signed by several Lady Vols, so perhaps the KY guy was influenced by this poster 😜

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Refs on the take for this one, obviously #LARvsNO #NFLPlayoffs

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@NBCTheVoice Somebody get Adam a tissue. #ForDeAndre

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@NBCTheVoice Why was Sandy Redd the ONLY #InstantSave who had to include their last name?!?!

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@antiquemom56 reminds me of how he treated Will Champlin in the Finals...not cool...

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#VoiceSaveDeAndre —- Shame on Adam for throwing him under the bus!

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#VoiceSaveDeAndre for The Voice!