Joe Bargh

[Anfield Papers @AnfieldPapers]

The last 5 players Liverpool have signed on loan.

1. Ronald Araújo
2. Arthur Melo
3. Ozan Kabak
4. Steven Caulker
5. Javi Manquillo

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Joe Bargh @BarghJoe]

@zarahsultana @WarOnWant We don’t want you

[Lee Baker @realleepbaker]

Looks like he’s gained a yard of pace.

[Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody @CorbynSnap]

I’m not sure how Spain can cope with this number of doctors, engineers & IT experts! Do they have job vacancies enough to retain their specialist skills?

[D @_Unknown_D_]

So in the last 4 years we’ve lost more than half of our millionaires presumably due to tax increases and our governments answer is to *checks notes* increase taxes. Got it.

[Sandy @SSSandy21]

@PolitlcsUK Tax the rich pt.2 : Tax the thousandairs.

Coming soon to the UK.

[Chris Stoddart @5T0D12]

Half and half calves 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Couch Nish 🛋️ @CouchNish]

Why does Milos look like he’s about to compete in Wrestlemania 43? 😂

[Radu Cristian @raducrisanx]

4-3 either way, 40 shots on goal, 2 red card tackles per half.

[Scott Goetz @ScottGoetz_]

There was recently a sustained investigation, in several major newspapers, into whether Nigel Farage was a rude child in the 1980s.

[josh🦉🇨🇦 @joshkswfc]

Lisandro Martinez pays approximately £2.9million in tax to the BRITISH government, which subsequently goes towards the defence of the Falkland Islands…

🇫🇰🇫🇰🇫🇰

[Eamonn Butler @eamonnbutler]

A reminder, Andy, of the Thatcher era:
•⁠ ⁠Income tax: 83% → 40%
•⁠ ⁠Basic rate: 33% → 25%
•⁠ ⁠Inflation: 21.9% peak (1980) → 2.4% (1986)
•⁠ ⁠Days lost to strikes: 29.5 million (1979) → 1.9 million (1990)
•⁠ ⁠Real pay for the average earner: up by a third

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

So @andyburnham you posted this to sound tough.

But you’ve just hired as your Director of Political Strategy a trustee of a charity actively campaigning to REINSTATE the British citizenship of this monster who raped 30 girls in Rochdale.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING?

[Anthony Boutall @anthonyboutall]

One final broken pledge. The end.

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

If they want to scrap PIP we could always go back to DLA and basing it on the medical opinions of the doctors who actually treat the claimant and not some DWP decision maker with an NVQ L3 in health & social care and 3 weeks job training

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Celebrated that second like Anne Frank winning a game of snap.

[Billy @_billyreid]

Everyone who set their alarm for 00:45 finding out the game is delayed

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Congratulations to Liverpool academy product Jarell Quansah, who now has more career World Cup starts than Real Madrid's Trent Alexander-Arnold

[J @64_hero22]

Should string them along and have Iraola threaten to kill himself if he leaves with 5 minutes left of the window