Bark M. 🇺🇸

Better at writing and driving than you. I'm borrowing a Chrysler 300c from the bank at $915 a month. Proud dad of two kids.

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@MayorFrey Somebody’s being enriched, all right, and it’s not the city or the community.

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@VisualFX_Seb @LoudOutside You have a stupid 12 year old.

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@JakeKUTV *offside

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@decadimitry All of you should go to Palestine immediately. They’d love you there.

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@moogreturns36 @OVTweetmarck 1) known associate of terrorists
2) Canada banned more players than the US did
3) FIFA did that, not the USA
4) stop being poor

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@oyimzy You clearly don’t know ball

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@Shakabrodie This fucking guy doesn’t know ball

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@3YearLetterman The United Kingdom has also never won. These people need to shut up and respect America’s World Cup dominance.

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@redhotnerd My mom dated John Denver and she says you’re a tool

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@BosterismoTotal @CAPArgento__ I am American and I went to a match, I don’t make 3.1 million dollars.

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@pick_six22 I feel assaulted by this tweet. Please provide your address so I can come stab you in the heart.

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@Haydenfreedom Yeah but your leader is actually a pussy so

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@kola_wole_ Boy England must have killed the US the last time they played in the WC—remind us all how that went?

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@SophiaLee42 Imagine thinking that the only sport in America that is predominantly played by wealthy suburban kids has primarily liberal fans.

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@OverEHill Anybody saying England has a very short memory.

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@Av187457679 @3YearLetterman We make all europoor teams better

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@AndrewD595345 @3YearLetterman We invented English

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@CollColll @3YearLetterman Yale has ZERO SEC championships

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@AvaLovelaceX @sscottk @jk_rowling You know who never says “buddy?” Women.

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@GeoRebekah I assume you’re fine with dicks in the women’s room as long as they’re female dicks