My 8 year old son is heavy into Greek mythology. We were talking about how zeus has all these kids with different moms who he's not married to. I asked him why he thought Zeus did that and he said “I guess he just really liked being a dad.”
My mom says when she and my dad were dating he had so much energy she would take him to the beach and throw a frisbee into the water for him for hours just to wear him out. Like one would do for a dog.
After I’ve fucked up my back: I’ll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I’ll stretch every morning for the rest of my life
The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip