FSD

Just here

[FSD @Barmani96]

Daddy... Weeeeeee

[𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐀𝐣𝐢𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐞 @AjiboyeWale]

Daddy…. Trees
Daddy…. Cars
Daddy…. Porsche
❤️

[𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐀𝐣𝐢𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐞 @AjiboyeWale]

Daddy…. Trees
Daddy…. Cars
Daddy…. Porsche
❤️

[FSD @Barmani96]

@AffluentMist Morning doesn't mean sh!t!
Well, my partner has never complained.

[FSD @Barmani96]

One out of many..

[Ìléríolúwa @Ilerioluwakiye_]

Can we do a thread of what you ordered and what you got?

Temu edition. Please quote.

Don't air me.

[FSD @Barmani96]

Helloooo, get down!
If my skin later clear like her own I go say na my achievement.
If Acne never deal with you before uno go understand.

[FSD @Barmani96]

Helloooooooo, get down!

[LADIPOE @LadiPoe]

By the way, you’ll be thinking you’re fine until you take a passport photo

[FSD @Barmani96]

@OakACU @ToheebAyomide2 He is not lying

[FSD @Barmani96]

@BeckaBeckalee Everything you said is correct.
I'm a ginger farmer from southern Kaduna.

[FSD @Barmani96]

Polygamous home is a crazy place mheennn....

[Abimbola Oyekunle @abimbolaxoxo]

To think I just got off a call with my dad complaining about his 3rd/4th wife? And my mom responded this to a status 😭😭😭😭

[FSD @Barmani96]

🤏🤏😌

[Mrs Adebayo @BeckaBeckalee]

Marry a kind man o…

I was involved in a gas explosion that had both legs burned. Both my legs were bandaged and for days I couldn’t walk.

My husband doesn’t know how to cook but before I said I was hungry, he would have ordered food.

One day he came home with two different pure aloe Vera extract gels and two pots of the aloe Vera plant. He said he heard that aloe Vera helps to heal burns..

The next day someone delivered a big bottle of honey .. my husband said. Another person told him honeys was good for burns but most honey they sold were fake so he ordered some from a vendor in the village that harvests the honey by herself… I asked how much he bought it.. he said it was expensive but I shouldnt worry, my healing was his priority .

On one of those days I couldn’t walk, I woke up in the midnight and needed to pee, my husband had worked till very late at night so he slept off in his work space. I called for him to come carry me but he couldn’t hear me, so I dragged myself to the bathroom in pain when I got back to the bed I had peed a little on myself and cleaning up without being able to walk or stand felt impossible… I immediately started to cry… my crying woke my husband up and he rushed into the room asking if I was okay… he kept apologizing for sleeping off in his work space while cleaning me up and cleaning my tears…

When a man is unkind he knows he is unkind. A kind man will never hold back or give excuses.

Anuoluwatimileyin Oko mi. God bless the day you gave me your party rice 😍😍

[FSD @Barmani96]

Just move go Taraba go dey sell onions...

[supermom💕 @ilovesupermom]

Oh
So I Dey lonely?😆

[FSD @Barmani96]

@instablog9ja He should just relocate to Borno

[FSD @Barmani96]

Sweet Sixteen

[Damilola🌺 @thebigdammy]

reply/quote this tweet with the story book you read for jamb, lets know the year you wrote jamb

me: sweet sixteen

[FSD @Barmani96]

How many more innocent people must die before real action is taken? Meanwhile, those entrusted with responsibility continue to play politics while ordinary people live in fear. At some point, leadership must mean action, not speeches. We all deserve protection, not empty promises

[FSD @Barmani96]

It does like maaaaaddddd

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

I grew up believing this product gave energy. Anytime we’re going to see anyone in the hospital, this drink must be in the basket.

It has a net around the body and was in a bottle.

But let me ask,did this thing really give us energy or it was all in our heads?

[FSD @Barmani96]

Clutch and bag from Temu. Cringe naw

[Gidi @tayo_billz]

admitting you shop at and wear temu is cringe asf

[FSD @Barmani96]

When I was a little, I used to think my parents sleep together to discuss what we will eat the next day until the night I slept in between them and woke up on my bed.
#AfricanParents

[FSD @Barmani96]

@perkmaybe Follow me oo
I will FB Asap

[FSD @Barmani96]

@LunnieDlamini Eiiii 😂