Barmanpoet

My tweets may be deep
or crafted with wit,
or sometimes I'll just be
announcing a shit!

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@PTI Today isn't the 50th anniversary of the moon landing! It's the 50th anniversary of the day they took off!

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@TonyReali I just learned why you've been off the show the last two weeks, please accept my best wishes for you and all your family.

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@Eknowles25 @Shentel Me too!

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Worst Hardees ever! Filthy and took ten minutes of standing at the counrer to get someone to take our order.

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TERRIBLE experience at Dairy Queen today! Had a small ?/complaint and everytime I talked to someone it got worse. #nomicrowavedburgers

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Second "Formal" night. Went to the casino in my tux with 50 bucks.
I made bank!
Best part was… https://t.co/pcDDzxRPCe

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Love watching the sun set on my balcony! https://t.co/nNwXcMudr5

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I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're… https://t.co/WqCGwNyRwG

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If you can't find a good beach, find a good beach bar I always say!
Actually, this place has… https://t.co/iBV6XzJamm

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They say there are no good beaches on Bonaire.
I set out to find one.
I failed.
But beautiful… https://t.co/Ts0TkI9O8m

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Curacao from above.
Now on to the beach! https://t.co/ILt9ioIsfV

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Aruba.
It does not suck to be me! https://t.co/BrJDUgzvsX

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Ahhh..... much better! https://t.co/y4GhFaLxNR

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Good morning Grand Cayman! https://t.co/f2jynJpNpT

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Screw'em! I look good! https://t.co/QcPEpPRHdW

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Alas poor formal night, I knew it well. https://t.co/OlZ7l9yVbK

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Love me some women blowing.....
Glass, that is! https://t.co/c6ex3rVfxk

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Got to love sail away from Miami! https://t.co/VwVhe0Gzw3

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I am on board and my ceremonial mango daiquiri is in hand. Life is good! https://t.co/8eW6MErp4j

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Doubles is definitely cooler! https://t.co/h5r9dxhqtS