Stephen Barnard

English teacher, doodler, scribbler.

[Stephen Barnard @Barnardteach]

@missdcox I just got my tutor group key ring sized flash cards; worked out at around £1 each.

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#bwfc How are Plymouth in the top two? They're having a shocker... and Bolton are massive!

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@BWFC_Latam Delighted that you're having a great day out!

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#ITAENG Let's not be too harsh... we've actually won in Italy - first time since 1961.

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#ITAENG Maguire looks petrified any time he's ask to play the ball.

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@shrekille_oneal Erm... it's a qualifier.

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#ITAENG James Madison on for Phillips. Footballers needed.

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#ITAENG England definitely need another goal because they are guaranteed to concede one with all this nervy passing across the back five.

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@FaustoTartini @NEUnion Those training days usually get worked as twilight sessions. If your kid's teachers had those two days off, it probably means they've had half a dozen after hours training sessions to make them up.

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@kelvmackenzie Surprised you recognised what it was.

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@Not_My_BBC @bbc5live @itvnews @BBCNews Gosh, you're right: what utter failures we are. Can't believe the whole country isn't being swayed by this quotation from a playwright who's been dead for over 70 years... Or maybe he can't have his finger on the pulse when he hasn't one himself. Perhaps you need some new ideas.

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@john_borrows There aren't enough to begin with, so sacking them all probably won't work... However, if you're after the high salary, come and join us.

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@syncronicity4 What a bizarre question...

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@kelvmackenzie You're just making stuff up now. Might as well say they also eat puppies for lunch and force the children to give them pedicures.

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@kelvmackenzie yawn...

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@miss_jobacon My very best wishes to you, Jo.

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@kelvmackenzie @FakeHeadteacher No weekend work? Are you high?

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@Jamawayphoto I was gonna say the same but with a shout out to Gary Pallister!

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