Barney Allen

Yorkshire photographer: lifestyle, editorial & commercial portraits.
Writer & filmmaker.
Love a good narrative in film, literature, music, sport & life.

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There are 4 seasons in the UK:
- Hot cross buns season
- Missing hot cross buns and waiting for mince pies season
- Mince pies season
- Missing mince pies and waiting for hot cross buns season

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@WYorksFootball @AccyGaz What’s with the stupid unnecessary background music? Sounded like he was in a new age therapy session having his chakra realigned. Gave up listening after 30 seconds.

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@Suttynotsweep If you weren’t salty about the way Wells engineered the move away then you weren’t paying attention.

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@JamieRaynor Think all League 2 clubs will be open to listen to bids for any player so I get that but that’s a really shitty way of dealing with a player. Two sides to every story though.

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@mariahkreutter @lionel_trolling

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@Wildcatman66 @Lionesses So lucky they won the Euros, made the World Cup final then won the Euros again.

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@amir_heshi It’s an interview of an ex-City player on a City podcast which has said they’re going to do lots of interviews in the off season. HTF have you got a problem with it?

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@CaptainSwing666 Just admit that you can’t park.

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@Butterfluff85 @the_ason

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@YCFCJerry @MikePannett @BBCYorkSport @sameoldcitypod Can’t remember the last time a Bradford City fan even mentioned Bobby Campbell never mind banged on about him.

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@YCFCJerry @MikePannett @BBCYorkSport @sameoldcitypod Not even Hearts fans bang on about John Robertson.

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@SarahDirtyHorse @emmadavies68 @Ryanair Don’t fly with them either.

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Dot. Dot. Wicket. Dot. Wicket. Wicket.

Every ball from that ridiculous Ollie Robinson over 👇

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Not a bad start for Ollie Robinson on his return to Test cricket. 🏏

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@YCFCJerry @MikePannett @BBCYorkSport @sameoldcitypod He never dreamt of playing for Hearts as a lad.

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@ChelseaFCSkye @mag_tom @PintsO_Guinness Best known in the UK would probably be Samuel Smith’s - still uses stone Yorkshire squares, still has a dedicated cooper and still uses dray horses for local deliveries. Was the inspiration for much of the emerging US ‘craft beer’ scene.

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@YCFCJerry @MikePannett @BBCYorkSport @sameoldcitypod No boy outside of Edinburgh dreams of playing for Hearts.

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@mag_tom @LeeCoppin @PintsO_Guinness Says Tom who uses the term craft beer unironically.

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@LeeCoppin @mag_tom @PintsO_Guinness And your opinion is based on what experience exactly?

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@Sturdave1 @reece_dinsdale I’m just fed up with constant pontificating from the retiree world as if they have some sort of special views.

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@LeeCoppin @mag_tom @PintsO_Guinness So you agree that he wasn’t right then.