Barney the Border

I like Clissold Park, Arsenal and cheese. I don't like skateboards. I don't like them one bit.

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

Time to march! I need my Euro passport! Get the bags ready @lickedspoon @en_croute https://t.co/KdpMsulU23 Will the fluff-ball be marching? @gracieldnfields

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

So, I'm the Evening Standard website, with the pup (@gracieldnfields) and @lickedspoon. Enjoy. https://t.co/s39CebME1v

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

@the_a_stevenson @MarinaOLoughlin @StokeyLitFest @DianaHenryFood Stoke Newington! The Grande Dames of food will be a cracking listen at 12.30 today https://t.co/zNdop5NmPX

[John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell]

Dear fellow authors, the @StokeyLitFest is a great festival to do; really well organised, lovely crowd and the money goes to excellent literacy causes.

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

@curlywurlyfi @SainsburysMag @lickedspoon That @gracieldnfields will be looking to steal my limelight.

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

Hum. My "sister" Gracie is rockin' MY park

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

5 months on, the fish survives intact! https://t.co/XsnrN7xT9W

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

This Kevlar fish is proving to be a tough one. 1 week in and the sqeeker is still inside. That @lickedspoon buys stuff well. #iwillprevail

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

@claptonterrier @lickedspoon @marleyterrier Yes!
Licks to you!

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

@clairetweet @lickedspoon Holly & Lil, in Bermondsey Street, SE1.

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

This Kevlar fish is proving to be a tough one. 1 week in and the sqeeker is still inside. That @lickedspoon buys stuff well. #iwillprevail

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

@Bridietheborder Ask your dad if he want to come with my dad in my mum's place 24/09, (she's In France) or is he sorted? #complicated #afc

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

I'm supporting @OtterFarmUK's inspiring project - great idea & rewards, check it out>> https://t.co/xVURXtVxsw @MarkDiacono @crowdfunderuk

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

@lickedspoon @curlywurlyfi Untag me please.

[Lostbox-Lost & Found @LostboxUK]

Anyone recognise this family?
SD Card found containing family photos #Spalding #Lincolnshire
http://t.co/9M09AHXIle

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

@EE @wembleystadium shame your mobile signal is so poor in the stadium.

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

Wot? I'm keeping MY blanket "@lickedspoon: Either we turn on the heating or get more dogs."

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

Wazn't lost, dem rabbits got WiFi! @En_croute: A Border Terrier? What a surprise.
http://t.co/iORr38xYuK

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

@curlywurlyfi wots happening here then? Shud I be involved? #need2nowe

[Barney the Border @BarneyBorder]

http://t.co/NsfE13iaXv
For a kat, she was nice. RT @En_croute Goodbye little kitten. You were a little star.
http://t.co/8q2OtcNoK2