Bλrney Calhoun

Black Mesa’s Number #1 goat of all time

[Bλrney Calhoun @BarneyCalhoun00]

Song I made in Mario Paint w/ visualizer

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my mom

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thoughts on my presidents ranking

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No Oscar nom for Hurry Up Tomorrow?

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Holy moly folks

[Bλrney Calhoun @BarneyCalhoun00]

So we just got confirmation Notch lied in this tweet and Herobrine actually WAS in the game files LOL dataminers found it recently.

[notch @notch]

Herobrine isn't real in any way, no. I never had a brother (well, there's a half brother I never meet..), and he's not in the game.

[Bλrney Calhoun @BarneyCalhoun00]

useless tweets like these are the reason we will never reach our full human potential... lets just go home guys theres nothing for us here

[legit gaming leaks @gaming_leaker]

Scott Cawthon has not released any details on 'DELTARUNE' Chapter 5. This is because he is not Toby Fox.

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Mark Walberg; greatest fighter ever

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for some reason people have a phobia of saying "imagine if ___" or "what if ____" and instead say "I had a dream that _____" probably so if people dont like the hypothetical they came up with then they can differ some of the blame to their dream

[Bλrney Calhoun @BarneyCalhoun00]

lots of tweets that are like "i had a dream that ___" no you didnt bruh you thought of a hypothetical

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if i was trump i would give tobuscus a call and tell him to chill

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Barney will never ask for your password.

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if you see me tagging minecraft trolling accounts asking for interviews its called networking

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@TheMasterOfLuck Yo DM me bruh I need to interview you and XboxAddictionz it would be legendary

[Bλrney Calhoun @BarneyCalhoun00]

@XboxAddictionz yo DM me bruh I need an interview with you ASAP

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Eating a sesame bagel rn and im like yo where are the sesames at... i look at the bottom and they are swarming it like ants... moral of the story? always look at all angles before making assumptions

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wtf derrick liked this post i thought he was exclusive to rton i forgot he was a member of the barney nation

[Bλrney Calhoun @BarneyCalhoun00]

can i play roblox on mac if so i think school is about to get awesome