Ross Geller

Pivot. Pivot. P I V O T. || #Friends Nerd | RP21+ || Breaks are real. #Brute

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

New Ross Geller.

-- Dinosaurs are our friends.
-- Evolution is real.
-- Breaks are serious business.
-- Master in the art of Unagi.
-- Don't touch my Rock Polisher,
Sandwich (@lDontShareFood),
Or my Sister
(@CallMeMrSarcasm).

#Friends RP.

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@LostAtBarneys --

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@DangerFollowsMe If Benjamin Franklin was still alive today, what would he be famous for?

...his age.

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@JustALilQuirky @IAmHoenified @LostAtBarneys @MadeOfWit @LetMeCleanThat He loves your singing, Pheebs. [Loosening my fingers with a quick stroll along the keyboards of my Casio] ...I think I've got the tune. Three--two--

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@OriginalDamon I'm quite certain, but I don't want to be offered jobs based on my name alone. [Forcing onto display, the humblest of humble expressions I can muster] Gigs are serious business. I'll keep my Casio set up, ready for that zoom audition.

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@OriginalDamon @BlazeOfBrownie That's very true. If there's three things I know, it's dinosaurs, bagpipes and weddings.

We can't all be great at the same things.

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@OriginalDamon @AestheticFlare ...and just in case it went unnoticed, please not the D.R. before Geller. As in DR. Doctor.

I rest my case.

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@BlazeOfBrownie I so wish I was any good at them, but I unfortunately lack the patience.

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@LostAtBarneys @ALifeOfChaos @CallMeMrSarcasm @JustALilQuirky @lDontShareFood I wholeheartedly agree. [Cupping your ear, leaning in to whisper a pot of nonsense; doesn't really matter what, just as long as /they/ can't hear it]

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@FakePhoebeb Phoebe!

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@LostAtBarneys @ALifeOfChaos @CallMeMrSarcasm Where's @JustALilQuirky and @lDontShareFood when you need them? If the two of them are off on one of their secret friend dates without us again...

What do they even have to talk about that we're not supposed to hear?

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@lDontShareFood / @CallMeMrSarcasm --

[Harshit Garg @Harshit84821161]

@BarneyIsaFriend @JustALilQuirky https://t.co/Q7SfGfvnyZ

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@OriginalDamon [Tapping the name tag on my chest, aiming to draw your attention] Forever only one me around.

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@FakePhoebeb Nobody got their thieving little fingers on my sandwich yet, so I'd say it's been a good day. You?

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@ALifeOfChaos @CallMeMrSarcasm I think they're back, but so what? A little revenge never hurt no one. What you got planned?

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@OriginalDamon @MySinsRemember You should be the talk of the town. I've heard my name travels. Ross Geller. PHD. Enough said. [Pausing travelling fingers to calculate the hours] ...that's like five days' driving if I do eight hours a day. You think he'll be up for Zoom call rehearsals?

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@OriginalDamon @MySinsRemember Well, now that ain't true anymore; you know me. [Letting my fingers run across the keys with a smug expression to my face] Who is he? You just said everyone you knew before me, are boring...

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

@OriginalDamon You're asking the wrong person. I mean, how many people do you know that can play the bagpipes as fluently as I? It's in my blood. And with blood, I mean build into my genetics.

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

What the hell, @JustALilQuirky...

[nic @anistonily]

jennifer aniston breaking character during this scene 😭

[Romance Killer. ☣ @Wingedreamer]

@atwistofate & @RiskyInnocence

This is priceless, you girls are gonna love it.