Chandler.

You see, some people are like clouds, once they disappear, it becomes a sunny day! [#FriendsRP]

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

@WeirdAndComical @BarneyIsaFriend If only he would show his face around. [Coughing extremely loudly.]

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

Nothing new but thought I'd share.

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

Would duck and chicken get mad if I took pig home?

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

What.. What are you doing, @BarneyIsaFriend?

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

@SombreHysteria [Your laugh relaxing my muscles as if it were music for my ears. Man, I was more tense than I first thought I would be.] Oh, I'm afraid to ask but... would I end up being pudding if I were doing it the wrong way?

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

@SombreHysteria [Squinting eyes as I curse myself.] You weren't supposed to hear that... [Expelling a defeated sigh as I place both hands on your shoulders, gifting your sore area with my expert fingers.

Fifteen minutes later, I ask.] You're too quiet... Am I messing it up even more?

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

That moment when @BarneyIsaFriend does more exercise dead than he ever did while he was alive.

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

Sometimes it feels like @lDontShareFood doesn't know me at all.

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

[Cracking knuckles and neck.] I'm ready.

[⊰Kαthєrιηє.⊱ @SombreHysteria]

My whole body hurts. I need a good massage.

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

This guy knows where the real deal is.

[Jason @ImpetuousGent]

I can't deal with marathons unless they involve FRIENDS and food.

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

@atwistofate @BarneyIsaFriend Of course we do. We've been friends for so long, since the dinosaur times.

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

@atwistofate Pretty sure this would be @BarneyIsaFriend's response.

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

That one time @BarneyIsaFriend thought @lDontShareFood and I had left him out of our small gang... Like we would ever do such a thing, you intense being.

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

I'm worried about you, @lDontShareFood.

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

New Ross Geller.

-- Dinosaurs are our friends.
-- Evolution is real.
-- Breaks are serious business.
-- Master in the art of Unagi.
-- Don't touch my Rock Polisher,
Sandwich (@lDontShareFood),
Or my Sister
(@CallMeMrSarcasm).

#Friends RP.

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

You're so rude.. I thought friends were supposed to share things? What's mine is yours.. remember?

[Ross Geller @BarneyIsaFriend]

New Ross Geller.

-- Dinosaurs are our friends.
-- Evolution is real.
-- Breaks are serious business.
-- Master in the art of Unagi.
-- Don't touch my Rock Polisher,
Sandwich (@lDontShareFood),
Or my Sister
(@CallMeMrSarcasm).

#Friends RP.

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

@BarneyIsaFriend @lDontShareFood That was so close, Ross... I mean- He sure did. He already ordered your favorite one, with extra cheese and all that.

[Chandler. @CallMeMrSarcasm]

@lDontShareFood @RiskyInnocence Excuse you. I'm right over here.