Baroness Gretchen Freya Van Schmeckt

Insufferable silence

[Baroness Gretchen Freya Van Schmeckt @BaronessGretta]

One who has no followers may never lose one's followers

[Baroness Gretchen Freya Van Schmeckt @BaronessGretta]

@marknorm Whoa there, turn down the volume on that apostrophe!

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Found a YouTube channel that's just French women smoking cigarettes so this is my last tweet.

[Auntie CC @chase_the_high]

My onlyfans is just me pegging the syrup out of maple trees 🍁

[Baroness Gretchen Freya Van Schmeckt @BaronessGretta]

@timgill924 Comments of this thread make for a mildly interesting morning read 😄

Afterthought - in my old university the students union would regularly review book costs for students, and would regularly discuss with profs as well as negotiate group rates with publications... just sayin

[Baroness Gretchen Freya Van Schmeckt @BaronessGretta]

@stephaniemudge @its_mccarthy @seattlesquinn May I as well? 😃

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

In 5th grade the boy I had a crush on called me on the phone and told me he loved me...then screamed April Foooools and hung up.

It took me 34 years but jokes on you, Chris. I don’t even like you that much anymore.

[𝕛. @jordijoints]

i hope I have sex again someday

[Coffee Anytime @coffee_anytime]

What number do you see?

[Eli Steele @Hebro_Steele]

“We live in a time when intelligent people are being silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended.”

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

deleting political tweets because i prefer to remain blissfully ignorant of which of my followers are fucking idiots

[Baroness Gretchen Freya Van Schmeckt @BaronessGretta]

@angel_0f_deathx @heyyguido Wonder who's stripes and who's solids as the latter is clearly winning and I'd be rooting for the underdog

[Baroness Gretchen Freya Van Schmeckt @BaronessGretta]

... when a covid antigen test tells you to go fuck yourself... 😅

[Reuters @Reuters]

A 555.55-carat black diamond named ‘The Enigma’ is heading to auction. Sotheby's said it is the largest faceted Fancy Black Diamond known to appear at auction and was listed as the largest cut diamond in the world in the 2006 Guinness Book of World Records https://t.co/DCh9TLnvmF

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

as i was walked out the door my son said “try not to stab anyone” and i really feel like i nailed this parenting thing

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

*calling my kids 'variants' from now on

[Baroness Gretchen Freya Van Schmeckt @BaronessGretta]

My autocorrect keeps changing "wonderful news" to "wonderful Jews".

#autocorrect #Antisemitism

[Baroness Gretchen Freya Van Schmeckt @BaronessGretta]

Phone off; why is my right asscheek still vibrating?

[natalayhehoo @highprobably1]

I followed you for that one good tweet