Thomas Shelby

All religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question

[Thomas Shelby @BarrBooRankyff]

Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump in the 2024 election due to several key factors

[Frank @ThaboMasterP]

Your girlfriend preparing to go out with her cousin 😂

[Thomas Shelby @BarrBooRankyff]

When a bro wins, the world is peaceful

[Maxon Airo @MaxonAiro]

Hii gari yangu latest pedestrian akikaribia mbele inajipiga brake.

Gari ingine ama nduthi ikipita kando yangu inaniambia kuna kitu kando yangu so do not change lanes.

Nikichoka nianze kusinzia ina scan macho alafu inajipark kando ya barabara na haitasonga ama ina vibrate unaamka.

Speakers pale ndani sio Bose lakini pia zinapumua vile inafaa.

Gari ukiwa ndani ni kama uko kwa Mercedes S Class. Zero cabin noise.

Tyres ni bigi. Size yake. This thing glides over bumps and potholes like nothing. God, you have been good to us. Thank you.

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Daily reminder to pay your mamafua and casual workers on time. I hate this, “si ni mia tatu tu, mbona anashinda amenipigia” mentality. 500 bob to you equals clean clothes. For her it’s three meals for her family. Usikuwe mtu bladifackin.

[The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @StevenFromNJ]

The funny thing is you don’t release music now because you know the exact same thing would happen to you

[🍁RASTA MAN™🍁 @ItsJeffreyJeff]

Men,assemble here for some wise words coming from a lady! She understands the species very well

[𝗬𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ImYorker93]

This might be the best Messi video you'll see today. If this is truly the end, let it end at the absolute peak, Leo.

[Thomas Shelby @BarrBooRankyff]

@RefilweSeboko There's a girl who hates her pussy, there's nothing we can do

[Thomas Shelby @BarrBooRankyff]

@RefilweSeboko But colonizers make you happy?

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@CFC_Janty

[Thomas Shelby @BarrBooRankyff]

@MadridPreeti From the view, he's far from offside

[Eric @amerix]

The more life tests you, the more ruthless your discipline should become.

[Thomas Shelby @BarrBooRankyff]

@England

[Thomas Shelby @BarrBooRankyff]

@CFC_Janty

[Thomas Shelby @BarrBooRankyff]

@kafangi

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@piersmorgan

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@RefilweSeboko

[Thomas Shelby @BarrBooRankyff]

@pallnandi Tuchel added defenders when they're 1-0. He later added strikers when they're 2 down. You can't defend 1 goal. That's a movie we've seen before.

[Eric @amerix]

The blueprint is believing in yourself.

The cheat code is Discipline, Order and Consistency [DOC].

[Thomas Shelby @BarrBooRankyff]

@chiamakaafc Alvarez

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

If you keep giving a girl money, she’s eventually going to have sex with you.
I don’t know why it works but it works.