Bardock.

Saved at the brink of death.

(Parody, not affiliated with Toei Animation or Akira Toriyama.)

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

This place-- no, this whole world. It. . It had a spark.

That's missing now.
It doesn't feel right around here. I don't know if I'm coming back, think I might just enjoy the sunsets for a bit.

Unless you want to join, I don't care.

[Him. @SonGohanAdult1]

...

[Broly @KakarotNum1Hatr]

(DONT LEAVE ME!!!

[Niko @NIKOisNOTaCATT]

Pssst.
Remember those taxes you dodged on planet Vegeta?!

[Bardock 🍉 @Bardock_dardock]

What ever your final thought is, it’s sure been an experience to hang with you younger me

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

@bardock_bardock @ImBarduck She cooked with literal dirt from the ground, of course they were ass.

I just liked punching it with dad as a stress reliever.

[Lazyass @EatMyDende]

Hmph.
Winning this race will be a piece of cake, it seems.
....what IS that?

[Lazyass @EatMyDende]

Hm, what a hunk of a man.
He doesn't seem to be one of the participants.

We are in the great desert, you would've known that if you were a participant.
Here, catch!

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

@ImBarduck @bardock_bardock Yeah, you're right.

Nobody'll top hers.
The only thing mom ever did really right were those cakes in the shape of the King's face, which she let us rip to shreds with our bare hands.

I KNOW you can't deny that one.

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

@ImBarduck @bardock_bardock You've had a lot more time to lose that care, I can see the dust blowing off of you as I breathe at your general direction.

But you're absolutely justified about hating her, she was an asshole.
I just miss her food.

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

@Kiarathesaiyan It's just the truth, nothing more.

Kami, that class system was space-bullshit.

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

@KingVegetaIII Well, burials weren't allowed for low class, only mid-class and higher.

She died before I was promoted, before I could give her what she deserved.

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

@bardock_bardock Me too, Bardock. Me too.

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

HEY!

YOU! YEAH, YOU! THE ONE WITH THE DINKY HAT!
WHERE ARE WE?

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

Khck. . .

That didn't feel very nice.
Alright, gotta look around, see if--
There's a person, I'll ask them about wherever the hell I am.

Ungh-- my eyes still need to adjust after that flashbang of an explosion.

[Lazyass @EatMyDende]

Hmph.
Winning this race will be a piece of cake, it seems.
....what IS that?

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

HHHHRRRREEEAAAG--

[3/3]

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

. .
The hell is this thing?

[1/3]

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

Looks like some sorta machine, kinda stupid looking. Looks like junk anyways, I wonder if I. . .
Actually, I think I could probably land one more hit, for good measure.

[2/3]

[Bardock. @Barred_dock]

Tu è divertente, raggazo.
Molto divertente.

alcuni alieni apparentemente hanno visitato la terra, da quando l'ho imparato fuori dal pianeta.

[Him. @SonGohanAdult1]

È molto bello, ma sai parlare italiano?