Barreness Von Sketchypants

Can’t have babies. Don’t want em. Not sure which happened first. Kind of a chicken or the egg situation. Mostly okay with it. Might adopt/foster.

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

1st base: sex

2nd base: not wearing makeup

3rd base: calling each other

home run: discussing your mental health issues and past traumas

[Baroness von Sketch Show @BaronessShow]

There's a special place in hell for women who don't support other women.

[Barreness Von Sketchypants @BarrenessS]

Brilliant marketing strategy #childfree #childlessbychoice #nobabynoproblem #nobabynocry #mobabiesmoproblems #wrapitup #condomsforthewin

[Baroness von Sketch Show @BaronessShow]

Should we...go?

[Barreness Von Sketchypants @BarrenessS]

Next time you see someone who seems perfect and you start to feel bad about yourself, just picture her making ugly squish face while trying to wiggle into a tight pair of Spanx

[Barreness Von Sketchypants @BarrenessS]

💩 + ✉️ = Sending out Christmas Schmear

[Barreness Von Sketchypants @BarrenessS]

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[Barreness Von Sketchypants @BarrenessS]

AdOpTiOn Is AlWaYs A rEaLiStIc OpTiOn #mememonday

Help the doulas continue their work by making a donation: https://t.co/H7bIJlsmp7

Follow them on twitter @AbortionDoulas
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[JKP Books @JKPBooks]

'A must-read for anyone considering this route to parenthood.' - Tor Docherty, CEO, New Family Social
Featuring a spectrum of families from #LGBT backgrounds, this book reveals the joys and challenges of #adoptive and #fosterparenting.

[Key Assets Ontario @KeyAssetsOn]

Unconditionally #loving a #fosterchild can change their life. As a #fosterparent, try to make your child feel #loved, #wanted and #accepted as you would your own. #FosterParenting

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[Interwoven Connections @interwovenca]

There are so many ways to be a parent and form a family!
#adoption #parenthood #kinship
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📸: @CAS_LM @gaybybaby

[Ingrid Alexandra @IngridWrites]

As a new mother, I keep hearing ‘So, when are you planning to have number 2?!’ I know you mean well, but please. I propose a new hashtag for any woman who is #childlessbychoice, #oneanddone, a mother of multiples, unable to bear children or undecided: #mindyourownfertility

[2797💬 @anamazingpita]

Happy International #Childfree Day !!

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

Happy International Childfree Day!

[E.B. Jeebies @ebjeebiesohmy]

No one will treat you shittier about your choice to be childfree than other women.

[Population Matters @PopnMatters]

Happy International #ChildfreeDay! Choosing to have no biological children is one of the most selfless decisions people can make to help protect our planet, yet it is often met with unfair judgment & criticism. Childfree Day aims to foster acceptance of the #childfree choice.