Just had to go pick my niece up from school. She got suspended. Again.
Last year her bully told her that his dad was going to assault her mom (my sister) and she said, "he can try but my Uncle will shoot him" (an absolutely true statement) and got suspended for it.
This time around she didn't respond. When he started running his mouth she just turned around and clocked him. Little turd had a fat lip and everything.
Her response? "Well I figured if I'm gonna get suspended anyway I might as well make it worth it."
I absolutely love this kid
Mark Carney: "In three weeks, the President of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, and the President of the European Council, António Costa, will be in Montreal. And that is when Canada will launch a new transformative alliance with the European Union."
@YoungStreete Please explain what you mean by EU "mandatory migration and immigration 'quotas'." Also let's see some proof that our PM is "pushing" that for Canada. Or, admit that you're gaslighting.
@kim_gaetz It's the only thing he knows how to do. He also likes to start petitions about a topic and in order to submit your name on it, he wants a donation to his futile efforts to become PM.
The Silent Strategist: How Ottawa Has Now Upended Washington's Trade War -
The latest numbers are out, and they reveal an extremely unexpected reality in the North American trade dynamic.
As highlighted in a recent Financial Post report, Canada’s bilateral trade surplus with the United States has nearly DOUBLED, skyrocketing to a massive $11.2 billion.
So, while Washington claims its heavy tariffs aim to isolate the Canadian economy, the actual market reaction tells a completely different story.
American companies are now facing panic.
Desperate to secure stable supply chains, U.S. trade representatives and major domestic industries are frantically calling their Canadian counterparts to secure vital goods.
This massive surge in exports is accelerating because American factories are rushing to stockpile critical Canadian raw materials and products before trade conditions tighten further.
This shifting momentum reveals a strategic change.
While keeping the stereotypical polite Canadian smile on the world stage, Canada is now actively MAXIMIZING its economic intake from the U.S. while sneakily pivoting toward new international alliances. lol.
This independent behavior has created VERY deep anxiety inside the current American administration, especially as Ottawa REFUSES to chase after Washington until substantial, respectful offers are brought to the negotiating table.
Canada is happy to accept American capital for its high-value exports, but the country is NO longer letting Washington dictate the terms of trade.
The ongoing export 'boom' proves that Trumps aggressive trade pressure has COMPLETELY backfired.
Instead of weakening its northern neighbour, it has left critical sectors of American industry increasingly reliant on Canadian supply.
Exactly how our government has planned all along.
Prime Minister Carney knows EXACTLY what he's doing.
Hats off to a brilliant economic war prime minister in the face of the largest economy in the world.
Canadians can be proud.
The Americans have absolutely NO idea who they screwed with.
Canada Strong. 🇨🇦
Never Give In. 🇨🇦
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@PierrePoilievre Sweet Jayus but you're getting stranger and stranger every day. You truly don't have the intelligence to be an MP, let alone PM. I almost miss your slogans.
@peggy_blair Typical FarmBoy stuff. It's important never to look at the back of their prepared meals! Happy Thanksgiving to you and all of the other Canadians reading Twitter. To the Americans reading, yes, we do our Thanksgive at the proper time. 😁