Barry Douglas

I think Pork Lift was wrong.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

@Jayalay yes perhaps.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

@Jayalay Oh yes. Marriage. The truest form of Hell on earth. "Romance" is quite overrated. #foreverfriendzoneisbetter

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

Blowing hot air just as always, eh? @Jayalay @PorkLiftAshamed

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

It's all pork lift aka ham heft aka piggy mcbum's fault.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

@PorkLiftAshamed look at pork lift. Making up FAKE girlfriends to not look like a sad human.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

They don't make any good power metal any more. It's depressing.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

Wateyad should stop falling off of rollercoasters.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

@Jayalay that rating is only because you're not pork lift.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

@Jayalay That's my favorite Doctor. Especially Rose. She's hot.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

So do I. RT @Goons_TXT I talk obsessively about my virginity to anyone I start to get along with.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

Never seen the point in changing clothes all that often. It's just a waste of water.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

@PorkLiftAshamed I used to worry about it, but women always go out with the asshole guys anyway, so I fart smelly all day every day.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

When there is popcorn in your teeth and you can't get it out there's only one thing to do, blame LP, blame LP, blame LP.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

"Harvest Moon has always been great." Finally @PorkLiftAshamed is right about something.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

Chocobo hunt was awesome, Porky. Don't lie.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

blame pork lift

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

When you've done something rather stupid and you're really, really angry, there's only one thing to do. Blame pork lift, blame pork lift,

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

I'm really angry and don't want to play, but if I ever want to get 200 hours into a game again I guess I should start.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

I accidentially deleted the Skyrim-folder off of my 360. 200 hours of my life gone.

[Barry Douglas @BarryCDouglas]

@Jayalay The legion is the best. I always imagine that I get a sexy slave if I help them out. :)