Bartholomew

Making the most of early retirement

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

I have the nicest friends #BarryDay

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

I have the nicest friends #BarryDay

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

Looking forward to pre #BarryDay drinks @kingsarmsnr1 this Friday with @Craigstewart75

[Craig Stewart @CraigStewart75]

Catch you for #barryday breakfast on Saturday @Schwarzenegger one thing - don't be pulling that 'I'll be back' shit every time we need a tenner for the kitty like last year. @_wightman was going to offer you outside last year until I put twenty quid in for you.

[Craig Stewart @CraigStewart75]

Right @BillGates it's the 39 bus from St Stephens on #barryday Best not sit next to @JohnEasytiger in The Plasterers. He's still really annoyed about Windows XP.

[Craig Stewart @CraigStewart75]

Okay, @RealMeatLoaf I have spoken to the guys and I can confirm we won't be doing 'that' on #barryday so you are good to come along. I don't know why it was so important to you that nobody had a pickled egg anyway but happy you can now make it.

[Craig Stewart @CraigStewart75]

Hi @anthonyfjoshua I've checked and @BarryCutts has passed all of his drugs tests (apart from trace levels of viagra) so we're good to go for #barryday next Saturday. Catch you at breakfast. Can I have your fried bread as your are in training?

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

@EssexPoliceUk I'd like to extend a big thank you to the officers from Colchester who rescued my dad yesterday when his mobility scooter's battery died. Thank you for looking after him and getting him home safely 🛴

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

Seeing @The_Proclaimers for the 2nd time in a fortnight 😀 #Norwich #Portsmouth

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

I’m on my way from Norwich to Portsmouth today ..... uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh ... 🕺🏻

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

@AntonyBailey I'm well thank you and trust you and the family are too 😁

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

@CraigStewart75 @gurprakashs 🏏

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

@BarryCutts @rikardorichards I went all Essex there! 😎

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

@rikardorichards Owlright thanks mate. Must meet up soon 🍻

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

@rikardorichards Glad you're feeling better 🦉

[Craig Stewart @CraigStewart75]

Hi @nenaofficial I've got the #barryday balloons in. I went to the Co-op. The selection wasn't great. Basically I've only got sixty-four and only seventeen are red (although another nine are dark orange). Can you change up the lyrics a bit?

[Bartholomew @BarryCutts]

Tomorrow is #barryday 2018 and I take no responsibility for any tweets with the hastag made either by myself or my cohort from the end of #spanswickhour 😁

[Craig Stewart @CraigStewart75]

Spoke to the council @TigerWoods and pitch and putt at Mousehold opens at nine for you to get a round in before #barryday Six quid but three pounds deposit for clubs. 23 bus afterwards.