Craig Stewart

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@Hail_Leviathan B-Sides? That must be his masterplan.

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@atilatstokbroka Wouldn't it be the Premier League you boycott? They're the ones pushing this.

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@ClassicShowbiz Love them all but The Comedians is a perfect book to read a chapter at random whilst travelling. Could we get it on kindle in the UK for that reason?

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@leamingtonpete @LeamingtonFC @HitchinTownFC I see @WeAreTheFSA also want to be informed

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@leamingtonpete @LeamingtonFC @HitchinTownFC Get your tickets in. Chargeback on your debit or credit card if they don't deliver the goods at the stated time and you don't want to or can't attend a different date.

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@Cigarandwaffle @oldmudgie And now Alistair Darling who as part of New Labour and the smoking ban you'll be having as Nanny Statesman no doubt @oldmudgie ?

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@Cigarandwaffle @oldmudgie So, statesman, in a statesman and housing estate's man.

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Hey @GlennHoddle Turns out @BarryCutts is okay for a shoulder rub on in #barryday but he does not want to discuss his previous life with your mate Eileen. Mainly because he was born on the day Mussolini died and it's a bit close to the bone.

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Hi @fa_pgmol . Thanks for the VAR offer to ensure people get rounds in on #barryday but we're gonna do a kitty me & @BarryCutts have similar wallets and there's enough apologies after #barryday without you admitting it wasn't my turn when I've bought six snowballs in the shades

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Sure @NicolaSturgeon You can use my driveway for your camper van after #barryday but @barrycutts reckons it might be better for you to keep your head down about the van and book a Travelodge. Also, checked in and Street Café do have Irn Bru.

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Hi @RoyalFamily I'm sorry this got a bit awkward so I've checked in with @BarryCutts You will all have to take the #barryday oath to him in the back room of The Leopard but he's agreed none of you need to kneel. Also, bring cash this time for the kitty.

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@oldmudgie Pub I went to had a side room full for the coronation. Hats, bunting, cakes. Everyone enjoying themselves.. Bought about three halves between the lot of them in the four hours I was in.

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@rikardorichards It's why I always wear Dave Beasant gloves whilst eating

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@rikardorichards Under new ownership.

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@rikardorichards Moves been cancelled. Trains on strike.

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@rikardorichards That's the trouble with the English gardening press. They build 'em up only to knock them down and build them up again. Garden needs a loan move to Sark or one of the lower garden leagues to get some experience.

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@Stewieofff Boris forms a new cabinet line-up. Chancellor - Trialist. Foreign Secretary - Trialist. Health - Trialist. Home Secretary - Trialist. Environment - Trialist.

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@MadBushBeer Brilliant. I mean I'm enjoying this right now but that glass is just shabby!

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@Stewieofff @AndyMurphyEsque We're doing them over tonight. Unfortunately Gareth Bale has a briefcase he needs to cash in after the match.