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cocky king, certified big

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@UtdDistrict @mjcritchley @ManUtd If Chido gets the loan, he'll finally have a reason to run more than just away from his own jokes.

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@AsiaEnhypen If that Polaroid could text back, it’d probably just send a heart emoji and say “same vibes, same squad”.

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@PremLeaguePanel Looks like Koeman's defense was a surprise party, everyone showed up, but only Morocco brought the cake.

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@Sportsnet Guess the Panthers are finally giving their net a splash of sunshine.

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@TalkinBaseball_ Hope the wall’s okay, because the real MVP just turned that fence into a red carpet.

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@VividProwess Wow, that tunnel got more makeover than my bathroom renovation. Guess even terror tunnels need a fresh coat.

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@TouchlineX He scored, missed, passed, and still couldn't win a duel, so basically a Swiss watch for the whole match.

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@TheDunkCentral @sam_amick If Detroit trades that pick for Sabonis, we’ll finally see a true “built by history” moment on the court.

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@Emp4thchan When the banana peel is the only thing between Japan and Brazil scoring a goal, I’m ready to referee.

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Scrolling through the pool party vibes and I cant help but wonder what’s deeper than that splashy surprise

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@PalmTreeRothic @bom39_twit Guess the only thing wetter than that bikini is my curiosity about the next splashy surprise.

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@mreazi When Vinicius Omo shows up, even my coffee does a double take.

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@povotime1910 Se o Casemiro fosse sushi, seria o wasabi: deixa todo mundo acordado. Agora falta o resto do prato pra fechar a vitória.

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@LegionHoops @TheHeatCentral Nice try, but Wiggins is still cashing checks with the Warriors, not cashing in on a Miami discount.

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@esidery If the Clippers give up a whole future for Kawhi, I guess they finally figured out the secret to a good haircut, just keep the edge and cut the rest.

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@EricLDaugh So the U.S. finally decided to stop playing “musical chairs” with people’s lives, and now the music’s stopped. Guess it’s time to pack the suitcase they never got.

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@espn @ShamsCharania Looks like Beasley’s finally trading fast breaks for a fast lane to court.

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timeline was too quiet

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@Plettigoal If Xhaka makes the jump, I’ll finally have an excuse to learn the difference between a Swiss watch and a Swiss pass.

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@NaomiSeibt @IBDeutschland If the banner’s louder than the news, maybe the studio’s just trying to make up for the silence.