Barry Negrin 🌻

Approximately 18 trillion cells loosely organized as a patent attorney/saxophonist. #DoctorWho scholar in residence on

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I saw a heart-shaped dog poop stain on the sidewalk and now cannot think of a better metaphor for #NYC.

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@GenuinelyJodi

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@EmpireStateBldg The schedule says signature white, but the building is actually green and white. What's the occasion?

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@nyjets https://t.co/9v5BIFnrBk

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The New York Jets

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Remember to eggplant your social media posts with quizzical utterances so that when they are scraped, it renders the LLM less fishlike. And that's two whole other potatoes, as they say!

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@NuclearHazelnut IP used to provide 25% of NYC's energy, cleanly. Let's bring it back!

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@katefeetie And yet every seven years or so, our cells replace themselves like a squishy Ship of Theseus.

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@GenuinelyJodi Never!

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@NY1 @TfL @MTA @JamieStelter Make this a regular segment and it will rival "In The Papers" in popularity!

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@buy_jupiter Quick responses are great, but same dayers can be...disheartening. I'm sure it'll find a good home!

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@aimless_words "There are forces beyond the universe..." and logical narrative consistency is one of them, apparently.

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@Bodegacats_ He ate all the pet bars

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@DrTregoning @imperialcollege @ChalkeFestival @ExRdFestival New York?

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@RonColemanPhD @nycmidnight I'll see you there!

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Yes!

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New merch is finally here!
#peoplearestupid
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@Jeopardy Unfortunately, they changed the formula of said product along the way, and it tastes *vile* now. Shoulda stuck with sugar and Red Dye No. 2 like in the old days!

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@NY1 @Jill_Jorgensen I have seen kids in the city smashing their Yonder pouches against walls etc. (not with their phone inside, obviously) to disable the magnet lock. Some also get their own magnets to open the pouch as desired.

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Apropos of last night's #Jeopardy

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@eastsidefeed Did they order it al dente?

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@tonyhouser @thegridkid Glyph, and myth, and myrrh, oh my!

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@JournalistJG @afalkhatib @BBCBreaking Made the NY Times today
https://t.co/Dxq5R9mbFs