Bart Clemente

[The Combat Sport Poll Guy @PollGuyUFC]

This post fight speech is what made me a die hard Paddy Pimblett fan

"I know i would rather me mate crying on me shoulder, than go to his funeral next week"

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

I need to add this to my list of things to make

[𝓑𝓾𝓻𝓬𝓾 🍓🐣 @burcununbebegi]

Sırf ekmek arası yapmamak için nasıl da uğraşmış erkek işte

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

@RJcliffordMMA Justin is a beast.

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

@chefsevenn Seriously, who has leftover bacon?

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

@chefsevenn First thought is to get the majority vacuum sealed and packed in the freezer. Second thought is fire up the grill

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

@VideoGameHstry

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

@16bitnostalgia

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

This is giving me anxiety 😅

[See Leed @activbristol]

Pure Tetris nostalgia

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

Truth

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Your official guide for bees this summer

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

This casino banned a man for winning too much at blackjack legally, he sued them, and the court ruled casinos can ban anyone for any reason forever

Don Johnson won $15 million from three Atlantic City casinos in five months in 2011

Not card counting, Not cheating.

He negotiated custom rule modifications before sitting down at each table

Convinced the casinos to offer him 20% loss rebates and reduced deck penetration in exchange for his high roller action

Then beat them using basic strategy with a mathematically significant edge baked into the contract they had signed

All three casinos banned him for life after the losses

He sued Borgata claiming the ban was retaliatory

New Jersey court ruled that casinos are private property and can remove any patron for any reason at any time with no recourse

He kept the $15 million

He just can’t spend it in Atlantic City

A man legally negotiated a contract that made blackjack beatable, won $15 million, and got banned for being too good at reading a contract

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Always remember: it’s not officially Mother’s Day until Mr. T has blessed us with song.

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

@KarlRover7 @angertab @grok In my neck of the woods in Oregon diesel is $6.30-6.40 and gas is $5.20-5.39

[Gatlin Didier @gatlin_didier]

When a tornado hits in 2027…👀

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

He is Risen.
The darkness couldn’t hold Him.
The grave couldn’t keep Him.
Death itself lost today.
Happy Easter. ✝️

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

That looks awesome!

On the will have to make list now

[Ribz of Tik Tok @ribzoftiktok]

“How would you like your eggs?”
“Wood fired, please.”

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

About time!!

[UFC @ufc]

TAKING HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE 🏆

@MightyMouse becomes the newest athlete to join the UFC Hall of Fame!

[Bart Clemente @BartClemente]

@ufc @MasonJones1995 @paramountplus Heck of a prelim. I look forward to seeing these guys in the future