Bartek

All things Tech, Music, and Food 💻 🎼 🍽 Product @ Star Trek

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

I’m so single I didn’t even get a happy Valentine’s Day from teamsnapchat this year

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@MrBeast 7,098,203

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@nikitabier @Chris__X__ @nikitabier as a product guy real talk how tiring is it constantly having to respond to all of these things instead of just working?

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@VivaLaStool @MeekPhill_ @PicksCentral @barstoolsports @stoolgambling @Return_Of_RB @ChrisKlemmer @martymush @BarstoolHubbs @RealMikeyBets You’d get fired and have criminal charges against you at literally any other company. What are you even talking about

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@HotMulligan

[Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonsMalort]

NEW LIMITED EDITION MALÖRT DROP 🦃

Introducing: MALÖRTSGIVING! Our newest Seasonal Malört launch is packed with flavors of Turkey Bouillon, Cranberry, and Sage. This shot will transport you to a Thanksgiving feast, all while maintaining our infamous Malört flavor.

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@stclairashley @davidmweissman If you don’t think anyone has been refused service for being gay you’re living in a fantasy world

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@cultureclashash Zero chance

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@VenessaMichaels @coachella YAAA!

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@IsaiasNGL Lmao I don’t have any of these!

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@alexdbayer Nice

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@steadydrift I miss printing out 8 mapquest pages to get to Florida and throwing them all over my car as I miss exits

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@IsaiasNGL Lettuce expands in your stomach it should work 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@IsaiasNGL FALSE

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@IsaiasNGL Why is it that a tech first focused company has better UX than a film/series focused company???

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@IsaiasNGL @LegionHoops He was an unstoppable scorer and was the reason the Mavs always got to the playoffs. Soo many game winners dude was a straight up baller

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@tmgrace @peterpme I had to accept that years ago and I’m glad I did. Meditation, etc. was just not getting the job done as much as I wanted it to.

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

@WinandWoo You can donate it to a doggie shelter!

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

How did espresso martinis become a thing during a pandemic? Why are y’all getting jacked up just to go home and try to sleep at 10pm?

[Bartek @BartekAllen]

It’s crazy how at any given moment...someone is watching diners, drive ins, and dives

[Bobby Flay @bflay]

It’s 3am and I suddenly woke up thinking about spaghetti carbonara.. I was having an anxiety dream about scrambling the eggs while making the sauce ..