WeeCrabbitBas

Not the Wee Ginger Dug's cousin. Davie of Nesbitt. Bit crabbit. Bastard by birth. Economic migrant.

[WeeCrabbitBas @BasCrabbit]

"Darling, remember
When you come to me
I'm the pretender
And not what I'm supposed to be
But who could know if I'm a traitor?
Time's the revelator

Queen of fakes and imitators
Time's the revelator!"

#SturgeonQueenOfFakes

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@WingsScotland Didn't realise he had to cut it from 10mins to 4. Could you publish his unabridged words as your own? Game on.

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@DavidDavisMP An honourable man standing up, again, for the honour and dignity of his true friend. Like the seditious actions of ALL the traitors involved, this will never be forgotten.

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@Grouse_Beater Hope that Gallery room is secure - lovable rogues are still due to steal it, in my comedy film script, working title "The Big Dali".

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@Grouse_Beater Introduce a quota for over-arm I say!

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@WingsScotland In Devon for fuck sake. Nowhere's safe.

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@georgegalloway Mr President, the question you have to ask yourself is, "do I feel lucky?" Well, do you, Punk?

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@WingsScotland Looks like she'd be up for a night oot in Bath on the chips and curry sauce.

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@DaveLukewarm Please stop, sick of looking at her.

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@DollidarityArmy Captain Scarlet?

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@QuinanLloyd Our Man in the North, a good man, a man that can be trusted, trusted to represent the interests of the status quo and the Z1on1st lobby. Go on Andy, reinstate Jezza,along with all the wrong type of joos. Fucking shill. Please prove me wrong.

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@DaveLukewarm Get oot ma fuckin pub ya cunt ye.

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@KirstieMAllsopp @BAFTA Audrey drapped? Knees up at the Manor fir the auld girl.

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@DrGuitar Wendy Fuckin Melvoin. FFS.

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@lippyent Holy Pepper Batman. She's all police woman.

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@SuzJamieson J'accuse.

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@Grouse_Beater Should have gone to Ladbrokes.

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@Mercurius_Scot Fandabbyfuckindosie.

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@eightvinyllow What madness is this? HYF stands out a mile. Songwriting, melody, arrangements, instrumentation, rhythm, groove, Geddy's emotive vox. No competition. The only minis is the Lerxst digital setup and vacuum cleaner in a cave tone with those signature gtrs and GK amps. Still epic.

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@GridironMarvel Brilliant as Blanche Dubois, crap as Rob Roy's wife (accent-wise).

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@doctor_rahmeh Please. God. No.