🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎

Perma-angry rage machine | Expect video game & general shitposting | Big tiddy enjoyer | Ask me about my crippling IBS 😭👌🚽

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

All right sweethearts what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? It's another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every pay cheque a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* the Corps!

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@NotDunoTorrette @Howlingmutant0 You're killing me here mate lmao

[NotDuno @NotDunoTorrette]

@BasedApone @Howlingmutant0 "If you get the remaining semen appraised"
The appraiser:

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@NotDunoTorrette @Howlingmutant0 lmao that's actually scarily accurate to the image that popped into my head when I read "semen appraised" the first time, though it was a short Japanese man and not wigger pig obviously 😂

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@FuturistDog @PolitlcsUK You aren't allowed to show actual reality as that would be racist. I'm surprised they even greenlit this ad at all knowing the demographics at play with this particular issue.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@khanyiiia @EvilRapistHitlr

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@Strittposter This has got to be satire right? Please tell me this nigga isn't being serious with this shit...

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@EvilRapistHitlr @khanyiiia Legend. I still need to play the "new" ones. They're in my backlog I just haven't got to them yet.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

Totally forgot it was almost Halloween. I thought one of my neighbours had ack'd themselves and was currently swinging from a rope in their front room. Didn't realise it was just a decoration until I bent down and saw the pumpkin head.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@RomanoGreek @MantReturns Indians are verboten big dog. You've got to pick like a true racist and get something like a Filipino.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@kenzietuff >fatsuka

You're killing me here mate lmao

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@khanyiiia @EvilRapistHitlr Allow my nigga JC "Jesus Christ" Denton give you some advice homes.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@EvilRapistHitlr @khanyiiia Is this nigga still going Jesus Christ. This is some massive unemployed behaviour.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@Thirteenthsteps @SuperSisi That's also a big factor you're correct.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@RifqyDG @GamingAndPandas He donated to Trump's campaign which is what caused the biggest problem for him. They abused the man so much he stepped away from his own damn company. The side of love & empathy proving once again that they are all disgusting horrible people under all the virtue signalling.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@EvilRapistHitlr @khanyiiia I've had to break out my comfort blanket and build a pillow fort to shield me from the negative energy & those disgusting insults she hurled at me. Why must people be so mean?! 😭😭😭

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@khanyiiia @EvilRapistHitlr

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@FetusberryJam It's one of those things you can't really plan for, it's gotta happen organically but without a doubt it wouldn't have had the same impact if you didn't word it so well. It was the perfect balance of funny and a serious deconstruction of his cowardly approach to his job.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@nickjcal You're so right Nick you absolute cock socket. It's not like any chud indie games end up blowing shitty, gay AAA games out the water whenever they get released... Oh wait a minute aye they do! You utter helmet. The sheer state of the modern games "journalist" lmao.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 @BasedApone]

@GamingAndPandas Of course not Panda! I mean for that to be the case the entire industry would have to be filled with evil left leaning snowflakes who lie, cheat and steal while pretending they are good people. That could never happen.