Based Baron

scout @a16z | analyst @TBPN | Z Fellow | future Emperor of the High Galaxies and purveyor of the Techno-Conservative Golden Age

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

Printing this out and sticking it up on my third mistresses wall.

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

Let’s check in on YC’s other defense investments. How’s that catboy missile startup doing?

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

Growing Daniel Penny

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

YC startups are not ensouled

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

This is like watching Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel.

[Brett Adcock @adcock_brett]

My companies have raised $4B the last 5 yrs. It’s now time to re-accelerate.

Today, I am assembling a Capital Formation team.

This team will raise tens of billions to bring sci-fi into the present, reporting directly to me.

DMs open. No remote candidates.

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

@ArfurRock Arfur, I expected more from you brother!

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

YC must die

“It’s been noted” give it a break bro

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

I don’t care if I get fired for this but Jimmy Kimmel didn’t deserve to get fired

My name is Garry Tan and I work at Y Combinator

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

an update: i've joined the new media team at @a16z

culture and technology are evolving faster than ever and a16z is at the center of it. i'm thrilled to be joining this team at such an exciting moment, helping to support the firm and founders through media

alongside @eriktorenberg and @liangsays we're working to shape the next era of venture storytelling

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

Expect a weaponization of FBI and DOJ that will make Biden’s attacks on Trump & his team look like a children’s tea party

Political violence will be classified as domestic terrorism

Every online threat to conservatives will lead to jail time

Can anyone else hear the PATRIOT act machine warming up?

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

But you shouldn’t.

[tom @tomzheng]

You can now apply to the YC winter 2026 batch! Good luck

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

Please don’t post about talking to or not talking to VCs.

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

Why are you, a man, applying to YC?

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

Can’t believe they cut off my dick.

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

Need my foreskin restored. Who’s building LASIK for dicks?

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

Them now. Feel old yet?

[Erik Torenberg @eriktorenberg]

Just recorded a 3 hour podcast with ⁦@ericweinstein⁩ and ⁦@shaunmmaguire⁩. Dropping next week.

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

12 years a founding engineer

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

I’m going RFK sober (heroin but no vaccines)

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

Drug discovery startup but for new types of Fentanyl.

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

We must ban mopeds from San Francisco. I’m willing to pay 2x more for my Doordash.

[Based Baron @BasedBaronT]

She’s asking “what are we?” but I already know everything is computer.