Jared Barracuda

A Young Simba 🦁 Looking for his Queen 👸

[Jared Barracuda @BasedCuda]

Kinda disappointed. I though He-Man was a movie about pronouns

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Save some past water for the rest of us why don’t you!

[Jared Barracuda @BasedCuda]

“Frosslass came out of the period on a heater, but abomasnow held tight in goal. Weavile is looking to even the odds here by starting a fight with Articuno. Little does he know, he picked a fight with the wrong legendary”

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Jefe Pesos

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Hold on a sec let me finish this margarita

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Me and the maiden I pulled because I’m a Jester
-Some Bloke in the dark ages

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Imagine you’re fucking Shedeur sanders and Tom Brady invites you to train. All so that he can show you he’s basically Jefferey Epstein but that’s why he plays well.

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WR: Reality is but a state of being, I float on my enemies and feed on the haters

QB: So are you running a whip route or a stutter and go?

Me: I should call her

[Jared Barracuda @BasedCuda]

Considering retiring after a 2 year corporate career. It was a good run, but I’d rather be Chris McCandles or whatever the fuck that kid with the leg braces that ran out of them was called?

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Hot take: Goodell looks Trans

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

NFL has passed a rule that allows both teams to possess the ball in OT during the regular season

It was originally proposed to be 15 minute OT, but was changed to 10 minutes

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<This mindset after fumbling a bad bitch 😮‍💨

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This world is a cruel and horrible place

[Zac ~ VANCOUVER N3✨ @alltoozac]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

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THE FAMILY MAN plays tonight

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Your love is Fade plays tonight

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The Voice Memo plays tonight 😈

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The Green Out plays tonight

[Ellis @subuwustevens]

What was I cooking last night

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Off the Wii Remote kush

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

NBA announces Bobby Portis has been suspended without pay for 25 games for testing positive for Tramadol, violating league's anti-drug policy

[Jared Barracuda @BasedCuda]

My bored at work thoughts for the day