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Carl Wheezer stan • Top sliced hot dog bun enthusiast

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Weirdle: like wordle, but something is off. Something ominous is happening

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When I grow up I wanna be a fat guy who pulls his shirt down before catching himself when he falls over

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What do you mean you “came in” an island

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@Griddy_FF pajamasquid

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New game show called man vs manatee where the first round they fight underwater second round they fight on land and if needed a decisive third round will take place in a skydiving simulator

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It’s actually so true what they say lol, you really can’t ever have enough kratom

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Just went to a so called restaurant for “chicken”. I got a samwich of the stuff

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I wish weed was as healthy as cigarettes

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Mary Gobbins

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Name’s Leftknee. Quick Leftknee.

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Ok wait no because why do beds lowkey scream sleep. I’m-

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It’s 4:20 somewhere

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How could you… I… I took an everything shower for you…

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They should make industrial toilets that suck all the air out of the bathroom like an airlock so my coworkers don’t have to smell my farts if they go in there shortly after I take a piss

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@nofilterfantasy @Marc_Condon @ttommywelte @AdamSchefter I hope you know he’s making fun of your stupid ass

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@4xChiefs @davebirkett Only team recently that said “free” anyone were the clowns on the chiefs defending your criminal wr

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@tylerbud11 @Detroit_Burner @tweetweet_mfer @gullett_james Yes, almost killing a family, you stupid piece of shit

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@JacobsFieldRBW @Miggysbat Pain.

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If sports didn’t exist I’d probably have killed myself by now

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@Neymar10730 @Nljigakulive @P8BCN All it takes is one google search you ignorant little bitch