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Vomit Trigger, 10 Cent Glamour Girl, Miss Ultimate Sexy Baby Nevada 1985, Kwyjibo, Taarakian. You retweet me. My online dating e-fiance @andynielson ❤️

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@EricTheNole I don’t think so

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The opening scene of Ace Ventura 2 is so epic & good.
I think I need ptsd therapy.
That raccoon death scene fucked me up for YEARS.

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Don’t even get me started on how traumatized I was by the scene of the kid getting pushed into the pool in Alligator.

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I couldn’t even think about this without crying. LOL https://t.co/gwBfvyfIiQ

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@nickdiramio please please please make a video about Def Noodles’ recent standup shows/videos. 🙏🏼

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I’m bringing peace love and chicken grease back.

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omg my brother and his new baby.

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It’s just the little stuffies from Happy Meal toys seem to be Homer’s favorites..

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There must be some sort of mailing list I can join that will inform me about future/current Happy Meal toys..

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@EricTheNole Where do I even start. The misogyny or the racism? One character says “pickaninny” multiple times. Idk how to spell it.

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Watching His Girl Friday.
I love this movie so gd much.
Cary Grant is SO GOOD!
But holy shit is this movie the worst.
So problematic.

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I’m not crazy.

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Also, the role of Molly Malloy.
Dude, what a great role for being so minor.
If I was an aspiring actor I would definitely use her scene as my dramatic monologue on an audition.

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idk what this is but I WANT IT

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I feel like I channel Bobby Worst’s daughter, perhaps, too much. https://t.co/MhDeXJh00c

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I’ve ranted too many times to Andy about my time at Borders so now I’m just ranting about the podcast I was a part of.

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@DetFrankFrank Bur that’s Them. She’s freaked out about giant ants.

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@The_Stimulant I didn’t think about people watching. But I do remember when we went & I got super excited to see an Ariel walking around.

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Open question. Just curious.
For those who love to go to Disneyland:

Is there any one thing you must do while visiting the park that’s not a ride?

Maybe getting a churro or a turkey leg?

Me? I gotta get some gumbo from the Blue Bayou.

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@mechanical_meat I don’t think I’ve rode the ferry…

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@mechanical_meat I didn’t even think of that