Kat Trilliams

Americas last true wheelman

[Kat Trilliams @BasedMarcos]

The government doesn’t want you to know this, but squirrels are free. You can just take them.

[Zelos @Zelos_of_Italy]

It's incredible how Twitter's algorithm works: every time you post something it's like a coin flip: whenever not even a single soul will give you a like, or it will give you the triple of your followers.

[Zelos @Zelos_of_Italy]

Prometheus that shows fire to the first man.

[Kat Trilliams @BasedMarcos]

Oh God he's going to win isn't he

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

JD Vance considers abandoning run for president in 2028, per Daily Mail.

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

YouTube videos that used to be 2 years old are now 8 years old. Stings badly

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

I have a burning desire to install madden, spend 2 hours perfecting my league, throw 4 interceptions in the first quarter of game 1, and uninstalling

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Average 50 year old in 2016: Hey! You wanna look up from your freakin’ phone and join the real world?

Average 60 year old now: [activates Meta glasses] We got a Karen here, yall! Wave to the chat you chopped ass ho!

[Kat Trilliams @BasedMarcos]

@MyocarditisMan @ItsPlayful_ Brother it's a video game. You feeling negative about it is on you.

[Kat Trilliams @BasedMarcos]

@MyocarditisMan @ItsPlayful_ Why does someone enjoying the game make you angry

[Kat Trilliams @BasedMarcos]

.@Rockies can I throw the first pitch on opening day

[Kat Trilliams @BasedMarcos]

.@Rockies can I throw the first pitch on opening day

[Luke Hall @OakTreeStatus]

It takes no courage to be a Dodgers fan. It’s like rooting for the sun to come in the morning and then opening champagne when it does.

Being a Rockies fan is different.
I am Brave.
I am Strong.
I am Daring.

I am an idiot.

[Kat Trilliams @BasedMarcos]

What do you mean "depth". These are all long relievers.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Rockies rotation depth:

Kyle Freeland
Michael Lorenzen
Chase Dollander
Jose Quintana
Tomoyuki Sugano
Ryan Feltner
Antonio Senzatela

[Kat Trilliams @BasedMarcos]

Tulo

[Andrew DeCeglie @Andrew_FBB]

You can pick one player in MLB history to have an injury-free career. Who would you pick?

I'll go first: Stephen Strasburg

[Nado 🌪️ @SandblasterSzn]

A team full of super humans vs the power of friendship 😭

[R.Сам 🦋🐏 @Logo_Daedalus]

One thing that no one in the future will ever believe me about was that in the earliest days of Covid it was “far right” to demand we adopt Chinese Zero Covid protocols & liberals were out kissing babies at Chinese New Year Parades to own the chuds etc.

[Kat Trilliams @BasedMarcos]

If you go to target on the Monday morning before Christmas you can start to see neuroticism physically manifest in the air around you.

[Kat Trilliams @BasedMarcos]

I'm trying to not get too hopeful, but I watched a team built by Jeff bridich for the past decade and it finally feels like something good could happen here.

[Patrick Saunders @psaundersdp]

Bud Black on #Rockies hiring Josh Byrnes, whom Black worked with: “I have known Josh for 30 years and worked closely with him in Cleveland and San Diego. He has an immense passion for baseball and knows what it takes to win. Paired with Paul (DePodesta) they will be formidable!”

[Kat Trilliams @BasedMarcos]

I don't want to get too hopeful but these are some competent moves. I absolutely hated watching toglia at first.

[DNVR Rockies @DNVR_Rockies]

NEWS: The Rockies have designated 1B Michael Toglia and LHP Ryan Rolison for assignment.

The Rockies have selected the contracts of Sterling Thompson, Gabriel Hughes, and Wellington Herrera.