A Merkava drove around the corner pointed it's gun at me and instead of firing a little scroll popped out revealing text that read "you'll never have this"
Today we celebrate the feast of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary, one of the greatest Christian holidays.
The holiday commemorates the earthly death of the Virgin Mary and the day when she ascended to Heaven and gave up her spirit into the hands of the Savior ☦️
Today, at the age of 84, Serbian hero General Ratko Mladić passed away.
He protected the Serbian people in Bosnia and fought against Muslim terrorists and mujahedin during the Bosnian War.
Eternal glory and gratitude 🇷🇸🙏
That episode of TNG where Captain Picard got a second chance to fix his 'mistakes' in the past and ruined his relationships with his old friends and ended up as a pencil pushing nobody on his own ship.
We stood at a fork in the road.
Down one path were the hippie beach chicks that live off of vibes and light. They just wanted us to believe aliens talk to them through mushrooms and showers aren't that important.
Down the other lived ice cube rager true crime murder foids.
And what did you all choose? You mocked the stinky, vanlife alien girl till she disappeared, leaving us with the murder mommy forensic astrologers.
We all owe Shanin Blake an apology.
I can almost smell the patchouli of what could have been...