Shit. I heard that the @AlgoFoundation is releasing a new advertisement or something today. So, we decided to remix our weird commercial from a week ago to steal their thunder. It's $BASED.
@Zepzi@HBAR_foundation@KarateCombat@hedera@UPLAYERTWO I see my sarcasm escapes you. I’m aware this isn’t a scaling issue. That makes the decision to do an L2 strange and not exactly bullish for L1 token.
I’m also aware Avery Dennison (GC member) was pumping TPS previously. Its sudden stop revealed chain demand absent GC subsidy.
The $BASED Department never sleeps and always delivers (intern might be dead tho). Today, we announce our newest product: SimpAway™. With patented anti-cuck technology, you'll stop simping with a single spritz.
Use with caution. May result in Hulk Dick and Tom Selleck mustache