☭ Based Cole ☭

Feel like ballin', feel like Stalin. #BASED #POSITIVE #TYBG IG: capgun_cowboy

[☭ Based Cole ☭ @Based_Cole]

When I die, just throw me in the trash.

[Mo @fruitpibble]

if i ever disappointed you or ghosted you, you better tell me happy fathers day

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[BostonNooga @BostonNooga]

To all my fellow dads out there

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

I ain’t never had smoked pussy before. I gotta try dat

[jake @wormpuller]

Good pussy got plot twists and a nonlinear structure

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen stronger than Darth Vader confirmed.

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

getting completely naked at the eye doctor

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Alien: *crying*

Me: “so that was Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair at WrestleMania 24”

[aren ☆ @bewareofdrkness]

Great things are happening on beatles tumblr

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Does anyone know how to get a 3.5 inch hotdog out of a m&m minis container without hurting the hotdog?

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not once in seven books does a single character say, “Man, Shawn Michaels is having one hell of a run huh?”

[☆⨻𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔡𝔦𝔢⨻☆ @ToxicDeathRider]

That’s aura I’m so sorry

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[☭ Based Cole ☭ @Based_Cole]

They’re putting mcflurries in cardboard now? That’s crazy work.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine two hung muscular werewolves pinning you down and they smell so musky and they’re so strong and you don’t know if they’re going to hurt you or use you and the fear is actually really adding to the eroticism but you feel weirdly safe in their embrace

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours