Invader Zyn

Registered flex offender. Fluent in swaghili. Newark gang forever. ΔΑΒ

[Tater @HailStateTater]

The big brands of the SEC and B10 watching Mississippi State and Minnesota today for conference supremacy narratives.

[blehh @pupzypup]

bird 1: are we safe?
bird 2: yeah he only has one stone

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

There's no point. I dug up Dobby seven years ago and ate him. Smoked him like a brisket

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Mike Lombardi used to go on Simmons show and say something like “he’s what we call a laundromat player: all bubbles, no suds” and Simmons would be like “absolutely”

[six 🇬🇭 @Sixfever]

Real hoops

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

"He always acted like he was smarter than us." - Front Office that just traded Jaylen Brown for 36 year old Paul George

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Not true. You can use it for cooking and if you drink it your hands stop shaking.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him

[EAT SIX BILLION NEIGHBORS @wolplicker]

FOUND IT

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

@Lane_Kiffin big dog theres people out there you havent betrayed yet get back to work

[Earth @earthcurated]

A lion cub, its tiny belly full from a small feast, settles down for a well-earned rest.

📷 Burak Doğansoysal

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

absolutely enthralled by this ghoulmaxxer

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Legendary top five

[Invader Zyn @Based__Jam]

Miles Bridges will not see heaven

[Micah Adams @MAdamsStatGuy]

I hereby declare the Charlotte Hornets are from this point onwards referred to as The Konclave.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

[Andrew Stoeten @AndrewStoeten]

The Dodgers are such an easy team to ignore on this side of the continent 95% of the time. Oh you beat the “Diamondbacks” at 1:25 am on a Wednesday? OK man. Sounds real.

That other 5% can be tricky however

[Zachary Lancaster @zlancaster91]

This is INCREDIBLE. I’ve always wondered how Moe Szyslak would do the famous ‘I’m a Man’ rant. 10/10.

[paw @ Sweet ♡ Treat ! OTW @pawcord]

i’m genuinely in love with this ad
a french one? for a SUPERMARKET?? like woah