Adam Bishop

[Adam Bishop @BashtheASB]

@RupertLowe10 You absolute melt. You really didn't think this one through did you? The father is there to support the mother. End of. So you lose some sleep, so you miss a meal, you'll survive and you may come out of it knowing how to care about someone other than yourself.

[Adam Bishop @BashtheASB]

@BobbyDukeArts Early stages but I'm making a Klingon makleth.

[Adam Bishop @BashtheASB]

@AdrianEdmondson How much of that does Sharky pick up?

[Adam Bishop @BashtheASB]

@TheRealFlups

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Mental to think that for the last 2000yrs, every single one of this dappy cunt’s ancestors avoided being killed in battle despite wandering in front of crossbows at Bosworth Field and picking up live hand grenades in the Somme and putting them up their bum

[Adam Bishop @BashtheASB]

@vicflange Oh yeah and Fabricunt, Keegan, Jenkins, Clarke-Smith.....
It just keeps getting better.

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🚨 So, it appears #ToriesAreOut - lots of them will be looking for jobs. Can you help?

🙏🏻 Please share the #ToryMPAppeal.

[Adam Bishop @BashtheASB]

@vicflange Let's not forget Gullis, Shapps, Coffey, Baker, Mordant, Mercer and Truss all gone.
Fan-fucking-tastic!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘JAWS’ film has been re-told in LEGO.

[Adam Bishop @BashtheASB]

@geraintgriffith There was a young girl from Peru, who said, as the vicar withdrew.
The Bishop was thicker and slicker and quicker and five inches longer than you.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

14 years of fiscal responsibility and suddenly we're in a recession! What the hell happened?
https://t.co/mayeUi6vAY

[Adam Bishop @BashtheASB]

@bikertrash68 Colin Grigson

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

NOBODY
GIVES
TWO
SHITS
ABOUT
THE
FUCKING
B O A T S

People want to be able to pay the fucking RENT, and weirdly they’re not buying into the idea that the reason they’re working two jobs and still falling into debt is all the fault of a dozen Albanians in a leaky dinghy.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

BREAKING NEWS: Homeless Lifestyle Choices.
https://t.co/7quodTxpLi

[Adam Bishop @BashtheASB]

Don't suffer in silence. https://t.co/a4hoswaVbp

[PTSD999 @PTSD999]

We are proud to annouce that our film won the audience choice awards at the unbroken film festival.

Broken Glass - https://t.co/AXGoUKcd3O

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Fans at Game Cheered every time this kid came on the screen and booed when it went on someone else.

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🚨 #BrokenNews: MP Shocked By Online Abuse.

#SaturdayMorning

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

The Back of Boris (for now).

contains bad swears
https://t.co/uD7z3C7YE1