Flups

I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.

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Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.

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@irene207 Hello, my love. I hope you’re keeping well x

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@parker__farquer What in the name of Judith Chalmers have you done? Do I need to come over to Downundershire and be your carer? My rates are very reasonable, thirteen quid a day and a bag of Maltesers.

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@custard71 @sophiearumble @fluffy_scrawler @ronan_bleating I can’t because of stalkery mentalists. I love you bunch of smashers though xx

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@butterfly40_ We need to sort out hugs soon x

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@sophiearumble @fluffy_scrawler @ronan_bleating @custard71 Thank you for a wonderful evening. I’ve only nipped on here to say hello. I shall bugger off again now. Love you lots x

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@emmahoneybone I’m so sorry, sweetheart. Sending you a big hug xx

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@parker__farquer That’s very lovely. However, I HAVE HAD TO COME ON HERE TO BERATE YOU FOR NOT BEING ON BLUESKY! STOP LEAVING ME! Many thanks, Flups x

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@custard71 @sophiearumble We looked fandabidozi! We definitely couldn’t have been mistaken for high class escorts.

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@Tripe_Writer Hello, Faux Father! How are you? I’m not too bad, ta x

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🎶I’m the dandy wey aye man🎶

Adam Ant and Dec.

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@clumsyoaf33 @MrsMoonCakes @superpaddiepads @ValleyTom1 @custard71 @butterfly40_ @hunstantonsmith I feel I’m missing something.

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@hunstantonsmith @TheRedQueen_Bee @clumsyoaf33 @custard71 @superpaddiepads @butterfly40_ @MrsMoonCakes Our latest album cover.

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@hunstantonsmith @TheRedQueen_Bee @clumsyoaf33 @custard71 @superpaddiepads @butterfly40_ @MrsMoonCakes Jesus! There’s that photo where half of my face looks as if it’s melting again! It was so bloody fabulous to see you bunch of lovelies today xx

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@Tripe_Writer @clumsyoaf33 Hello! I hope you are keeping well 😊

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@polgarareturns @clumsyoaf33 *waves*.

We need those hugs very soon xx

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@APater6076 @TheRedQueen_Bee @clumsyoaf33 Just a fleeting visit. I hope you are keeping well 😊

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@TheRedQueen_Bee @clumsyoaf33 @APater6076 When you’re feeling up to it, we shall definitely meet for hugs x

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@clumsyoaf33 And showing my arse to those poor people on the table behind. It’s been a while since I’ve shown anyone my arse and had a good portion of custard down my throat.

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@TheRedQueen_Bee @clumsyoaf33 @APater6076 WE NEED TO MEET FOR ALL OF THE SMUNCHES! I hope you’re keeping well x