Wanna be Comedian

just given the people what they want

[Old Photos and Bacon @OldPhotosBacon]

President Trump will have the best future tweets. Like... "The Chinese Ambassador's Wife is such a Bimbo" and "Queen Noor of Jordan is Hot!"

[Wanna be Comedian @Basic006]

Hate wasting time

[leah☻ @Leah_Tallent]

let me just pull a you on you and see if you'd like that shit.

[Wanna be Comedian @Basic006]

When you become a painter so you take photos of failing paint

[Wanna be Comedian @Basic006]

Man cheeze whiz is lit

[Wanna be Comedian @Basic006]

Decisions decisions

[Wanna be Comedian @Basic006]

When your at the moment in the night trying to fall asleep and cant decide if you want to get up and jack off to help u fall asleep or not

[Wanna be Comedian @Basic006]

These things are impossible to win on

[Wanna be Comedian @Basic006]

I eat by myself

[Wanna be Comedian @Basic006]

How chill are you? Im this chill

[Wanna be Comedian @Basic006]

Im a machine

[Wanna be Comedian @Basic006]

Made it to my mid term 20 minutes late still finished on time #fuckya

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Cheez

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Siri is my babe

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My teeth hurt 😁😁😁

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It hurts to be this beautiful sometimes

[Tamale @tamalethegreat]

People grow and change a lot in as little as 1 year. Never forget that. And never forget that it's perfectly okay

[Wanna be Comedian @Basic006]

No rest for the wicked