Kaitāia Friar

He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Chaotic Neutral.🔞

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

If you can’t handle me at shitposting about your political party of choice, you don’t deserve me at shitposting your opposition party of choice. 😤💅

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@henrycooke nice

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People keep saying luxxo is on da unlisted roll but I have da roll and he’s here at 923 New North Road, Mount Albert, Auckland 1025

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@EmmaVitz People who have never heard of nz should be able to vote in da election

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@nathanabnana U just gotta drop an “OH WAH AH AH AH”

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@TimaruKaBIMARU @Tiare_MP Our bit comrade

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@thereisnobeth Buck.gif

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[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

They taxing pixels

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@henrycooke @bowenpip All I want for Christmas is my 2 leaders yeet

[jed 🌐🏳️‍🌈🏏⚾️ @TimaruKaBIMARU]

I took the PGF
And gave the funds to our people
I took a billion trees
And planted everywhere
Croation Māori
Born in Awanui
I'm back and making Northland
Great Again

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

✨d i s e n f r a n c h i s e✨

[Alasdair Thompson @ajthompson13]

I’m 80

My votes have not been tied to any one Party.

BUT NO WAY WILL I VOTE any Party that will be in A COALITION THAT INCUDES TODAYS Greens, Te Pati Maori & Opportunities

Thus time I will ELECTORATE Vote National BUT
PARTY Vote NZF or Act (yet to be decided)

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@davejac This was an attack on northland who are used to outdoor stuff

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@eilishsilie @FrankMcRae Uhh how does that disenfranchise voters that don’t support da govvy?

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Unfit to govern

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@AbsentHog They can vote at a single booth in da sulphur mines of whakaari

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@cherrycola_nz Half an hour late 😔

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@eilishsilie @statssstudent Guy who swings from communism (bad) to communism (good)

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Releasing my hogifesto

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Electorate: 🔺
Party: 🔻

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Unlike da coward Jacindo ardernt, I’m not afraid to influence an election. I will be voting green and think you all should vote green too.

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Split vote obvs