Strawbby 🍓

Hydrated, happy, and minding my own business :) She/Her

[Strawbby 🍓 @Basically__Erin]

Oh thank god

[Strawbby 🍓 @Basically__Erin]

@fabflutist2716 AH!!!

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

Notice how the people now desperately begging Biden to bail them out of the Silicon Valley Bank mess are the SAME people saying debt-ridden American students should be left out in the cold?

Just sayin 😏

[phimbo @seraphim1447]

my bil (bestie in law): [noun] meaning: someone who is best friends with my best friend of whom i hear about often and think of with fondness

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

there’s literally no situation tht can’t be made better by drinking boba

[tashington @tashpocket]

pls keep your lactose intolerant friends in your prayers this week. they finna make some horrible decisions

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Someone said, “What are we supposed to do…recycle the same outfit for years?”

And that’s the truly the fundamental disconnect because I’m like, “Yes! You should wear stuff for years!”

[jame @kloogans]

what if jesus was named keith instead. keith christ

[₳฿ @vlexjb]

if she still has to use maps in her own city keep her

[samantha @milkygoddess]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[Strawbby 🍓 @Basically__Erin]

@Kppeters98 Okay but I like the groceries part

[Strawbby 🍓 @Basically__Erin]

Is adulthood really a constant cycle of tidying up the house or am I just mentally ill?

[samantha @milkygoddess]

your honor i thought it was silly

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

Husband grabbed bagel sandwiches for breakfast (hunting)

I stayed in bed liking TikToks for us to watch later (gathering)

[chris (regular mode) @sonofkreech]

no one is allowed to call me daddy in bed it’s either “yes chef” or “thank you chef”

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I sure hope Joe Manchin has room on his yacht for two of every species.

[Kim Bhasin @KimBhasin]

I asked my wife if she had any plans tonight and

[kelly cooper @kellyccooper]

Can someone put in a good word for me? Doesn't matter where.