Sentient Pinecone

Professor of Advanced Dildonics, Cambridge. Double Bass entrepreneur.

[Sentient Pinecone @BasilHelmet]

If anyone wants to know what people looked like clubbing in the 90's, this malfunctioning dental practice robot is the closest I've ever seen. #gurningforbritain

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@jackalbion96 I'm just happy when it doesn't contain claw

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@holly Piss off

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@cowincrisis Been a long time since chilli sauce has hit that hard

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@haifah_er_abba Depends on the beverage, if you've had 500ml of 7% wine, then that's not a lot, if you've had a 500ml can of 7% beer, then you've got issues

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@gosforthandy Derby is stretching it as the midlands. Milton Keynes is borderline

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@RasmusJarlov Ridiculously, if Americans ever understood or got hold of rugby, they'd destroy everyone else

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@TheCinesthetic Antony Rapp and Adam Goldberg too.....amazing sound track as well

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@Vix_79 Wouldn't be able to put these in my face fast enough

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@TheRealJamieKay I'd be all over that like a collapsed tent

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@fesshole At school it was always.......We've been to button moon, we've kicked in Mr Spoon.

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@DschlopesIsBack They love a drop of Am Dram out there,

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Glasgow tapas at the ready

[Ragged Trousered Philanderer @RaggedTP]

Just preparing a traditional Scottish salad before the big game tonight

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@DudespostingWs I'd hazard a guess that they were properly refreshed, some even blind refreshed

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@KieranMaguire I'm assuming if we appeal we'll get an extra £100m fine and 20 point deduction

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@FootballHQ Was this on the Wii

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Who put 50p in the dickhead?

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I for one am getting pretty tired of Britain trampling all over the first amendment.

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@BradfemlyWalsh Ready when you are

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@Jpod_art The luxuriousness of that wannabe merkin under ya bald fellas nose means it's the winner for me.

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@reginalddhunter Is that a friend who's been staying with him like Cliff Richard has for the past 50 years

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@zoomafrika1 Don't ask, you don't want to know