Bill Dickson

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@FedExHelp Unless you are going to get your entire tracking system fixed, there’s nothing you can do. I know my package will get here eventually but your company’s inability to provide accurate tracking info is why I will never use your services by choice.

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

Again @FedEx tracking is a complete s**tshow! The email says a package is out for delivery and will be delivered today between 1-5. The actual tracking also says it will be delivered between 1-5 today but it is not out for delivery. Notice the current time is ~ 5 minutes to 5.

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@FedEx has the worst tracking ever! I have never had a package arrive on its originally scheduled date. I always get an email on the scheduled delivery day saying the delivery date has changed and that change is always several days later than the original estimate. Terrible!

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@Poeslawisalive And this post has gained you a follower!

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@RepNancyMace 🖕

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@bennyjohnson Do you ever tell the truth?

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@Xeno__Poppy__ @dannhave @TheMaineWonk Reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit, is it? The photo you posted does not support your claim but… A for effort?

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@moment_mirthful @JDVance 🖕

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@JDVance Obviously you didn’t pay attention in history class and you’re a boot licking, a$$ kissing, piece of 💩cuck! 🖕

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@RobSchneider You’ve been involved in a lot of stupid stuff but posting this might take the cake on stupidity.

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@bennyjohnson Cuck

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@StephenM How does it feel to be one of the biggest pieces of 💩ever?

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@MilaLovesJoe None, you dumb mother f***er!

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

Day 5 (Tuesday): your package is still in Arizona but will be delivered today
Day 5: (midafternoon): tracking data unavailable
Day 5 (night): we haven’t seen you package in a few days, if we see it again we’ll let you know

This happens every time!

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@fedex tracking in a nutshell (I live in California):
Day 1: we have your package and will deliver it Tuesday
Day 3: your package is in Texas and will be delivered Tuesday
Day 4: your package is in Arizona and will be delivered Tuesday

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@GuntherEagleman @EDSecMcMahon Fixed it for you. Go back to school.

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@EDSecMcMahon Your letter had more spelling and grammar errors than my high school students make. You are most likely the dumbest person to ever be Secretary of Education!

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@GuntherEagleman @realDonaldTrump F**k no, you slobbering cuck!

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

@StephenM You are a lying sack of s**t!!!!!

[Bill Dickson @BassPlayerBill]

Today I went to a @DelTaco and ordered at the self serve kiosk. After ordering, a survey question asking “How did we do today?” popped up. Well, Del Taco, at that point you hadn’t done anything yet! I’d done everything so far. I pressed the sad face option.