Drew the Bastard

My hobbies are eating, sleeping, screaming, and being a little bastard.

[Drew the Bastard @BastardDrew]

Here I was, using my human as a perfectly good bed, and then they have the nerve to just GET UP?! While I'm still resting?!

I even sneezed on them before that happened. They should feel blessed. Blessed I tell you!

@sen9746 I have never felt more betrayed.

[Drew the Bastard @BastardDrew]

I scream at the walls
Why don’t they scream back at me?
It’s a mystery

#Catku

[Drew the Bastard @BastardDrew]

WWwwwAAAAAAaaaaahhhhHHHH!!!!!

That is all.

[Drew the Bastard @BastardDrew]

@AAAEnders I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!

[Drew the Bastard @BastardDrew]

Why does my family get mad at me when I go to see the other cat? All I do is go up to her and hit her in the face a bunch of times. Totally harmless.

*sigh* Poor me.

[Drew the Bastard @BastardDrew]

Sometimes I like to run around the house, forget my family is home and then scream about it.

On a different note, I still don't understand why they don't let me sleep in their room.

[Drew the Bastard @BastardDrew]

I like to bite knees.