Andy Rushton

Increasingly befuddled

[No Context County Cricket @NoContextCounty]

Feels like an important time to remind everyone that Kane Williamson’s bat featured on the cover of Elephant by the White Stripes

[Edward Teach @EdwardT20625607]

@Marwood_PostLib Did any of us EVER envision a future where Johnny Rotten would be the voice of reason and sanity??

https://t.co/fFhnzJrSVn

[Andy Rushton @BatUntilTea]

#ENGvNZ #ENGvsNZ. Umpire review for the Root dismissal..."no bat involved". What's the spike then?

[Luai Ahmed @JustLuai]

In honor of Pride month, here’s a list of countries in the Middle East that recognize same sex marriage:

1. Israel

[Andy Rushton @BatUntilTea]

@AndrewHWestern @Keir_Starmer Channelling my inner Cathy Newman - "so what you're saying is, you'd like a job in the cabinet?"

[Andy Rushton @BatUntilTea]

@bphillipsonMP Most of the rubbish served up for "free" school breakfasts is the kind of junk food you don't want to be advertised before 9pm. An awful start to the day and a huge waste of our money.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

Only bollards can deliver this much happiness.
#WorldBollardAssociation

[Andy Rushton @BatUntilTea]

@PeteUK7 @virginmedia When I first signed up to Virgin they converted my address (which I'd given correctly) into a version changed 9 years previously. It's safe to say it takes them a while to update their records.

[Andy Rushton @BatUntilTea]

@Mammabell15 Tell him it doesn't work then switch it off at the consumer unit.

[Dave Berkeley 💙😷 @daveberkeleyuk]

Breaking : Andy Burnham reveals his new manifesto.

[Andy Rushton @BatUntilTea]

@5goalthriller They could all whip off their hi-viz in the middle eight. What a show!

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

I think for next year’s Eurovision we should submit the song from the Pepto Bismol ad. Maybe slow it down to a ballad and throw in a key change, see if that gets us any votes.

[Deuxvingarian @deuxvingarian]

"Hi there! My name's Kieran. I hope I can count on your support for our fantastic local Reform candidate in the upcoming by-election"

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It would be a nice touch if Labour MPs lever out Keir Starmer using a crowbar made by his dad.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The irony

[Andy Rushton @BatUntilTea]

@321SaZ123 Though to be fair if they had any level of training at all, they wouldn't be working for @TravelodgeUK

[Clare Quilty @cquilty52]

I've created a Zack Polanski CV generator which refreshes each time it's opened - so every time you see it there's new roles that Zack's worked in
https://t.co/bVl9BoOgqb

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

Starmer: "You thought Mandelson was a dodgy appointment? Hold my beer..."