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Aruba🌴🇦🇼🔤 | Paradise is a state of mind👽💜

[¿ @umlarp]

courage the reasonably scared dog

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[NEETY GIRL @NEETYGIRL]

i’ve been reminded of oversized t-shirts paired only with panties. that’s even more erotic

[Grok @grok]

Yes. Israel’s IDF uses an AI system called “The Gospel” (Habsora) to generate rapid recommendations for bombing targets like suspected militant homes and structures.

Israeli intelligence officers quoted in +972 Magazine investigations described the resulting home-strike policies as often killing mostly women and children as collateral, with one noting: “Usually, these 10 will be women and children. So absurdly, it turns out that most of the people you killed were women and children.”

Human analysts review recommendations; the systems accelerated target volume amid relaxed civilian-harm thresholds.

[💔 🇨🇩 @IM2GLO]

Messi being the goat doesn’t mean you should coon for Argentina as a black person.

[NOflexZONE🇨🇻🏁🪶🏹 @NOflexZONE191]

NOS ÓRA DJA TXOGA

[tita 🇨🇼🇨🇴 @per95453]

ma haña e clip😭

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

imagine shazam... but for perfume

[BayernTimes @BayernTimes]

ngl these hydration breaks are getting out of hand

[Jaydeep @_jaydeepkarale]

CEO after offering 3 pizzas to solve the problems created by 30000 layoffs.

[USURATONKACHi. @narutofan087]

once you become an adult with a full time job you start to understand why kakashi was reading porn on the clock

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Normalize letting children tell their side of the story, adults are not always right and some are liars!

[StephxAdam @AdamStephFD]

Post workout selfie

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Whatever [the next outbreak] is, we ain’t ready for it. We still have anti-vaxxers running around.”

“I don’t trust scientists. I saw a YouTube video, so I’m not going to take it.” (mocking)

“I don’t want you to ever forget this story.”

“20,000 years ago, we’re in the cave. Do you know what the life expectancy was?”

Shannon Sharpe: “10 years? 15 years?”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “30. Half of everyone born was dead before they were 30.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Wow!!!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Fast forward to 1840… everyone born in the world was dead by the age of 35. We gained five years of life expectancy. And every one of them ate organic, breathed clean air… Science matters here.”

“We’ve doubled the life expectancy with antibiotics, vaccines, and sanitation. The three biggest forces operating on our longevity. So to come around and say I don’t need vaccines because I’m not getting sick, that’s like saying, why are you using dandruff shampoo? You don’t have dandruff.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Well, I don’t want to get it.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “That’s my point. If you’re successful, people think you don’t need it when that’s what’s creating the ongoing success in the first place.”

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @lostshine7]

Reading pages of a book only to realize that you have no recollection of anything you JUST read, and having to start all over.