Eaton Beaver

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@MuppetBehavior Chiraq @ari_knows_ball

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Airport beers on this glorious Thursday night #wya

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@kirawontmiss Honestly an embarrassing list, here’s the real s tier:

September 10, 2025 (sparked the greatest Twitter meme OAT)
Oceangate gate
Container ship stuck in Suez Canal
Trump vs Biden debate

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@HardRockc0ck @PatMcAfeeShow can you help out my buddy here?

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@PlayerStormy @ChicagoBears You know Vikings owners are Jewish?

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@Unemployedball @Dexerto You would know, you’re the expert!

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I missed you, old friend

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@TheDunkCentral ESPN officially has negative ball knowledge. I miss Stuart Scott.

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@harshharpy Decide on the plane! Post nut clarity after your first bathroom break could help

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@AZBandCatSports So emotional after a week 2 loss? Goddamn. Must be his time of the month

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@jasonscheer @_CHIZUM_ @MGardnerSports By your dumbass logic, any team who has ever played a game @ BYU has played a difficult road game, equal to or more difficult than the level UofAss played against on Saturday. Just a sorry fan base trying to legitimize their loss. Put it on a billboard!

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@Blutman27 30 minutes ago you’re praising asu? Kyle field caused a pick six and a forced fumble? National media cannot get off their high horse

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I have the worst hiccups